New World, old you

Chapter 3. Paperwork and murder (but mostly paperwork)

CW: murder mildly gory

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Turns out XD wasn't lying when he said that they can call him
if they need anything.

It was hard to do at first, they had no idea how to do it exactly. But they eventually figured it out, it was so simple it was borderline stupid.

He appeared in a puff of smoke 'What do you want? I'm busy'

"Wow, are we not a top priority? I'm hurt"

'Not My domain not my problem'

"Oh well uh sorry for catching you on a bad day, but Dream decided that joining UA was a good idea and we kinda need paperwork for that apparently"

'... Paperwork?'

"And an axe!"

'An axe I can do but I have no idea how that works so it's going to take some time'

"That's fine, we have time, you said I can have an axe?"

'Yup! Here you go' XD then summends a diamond axe handing it to Dream.

"... Can you enchant it?"

'No'

"Come on! At least unbreaking!"

'Fine, unbreaking III'

The axe now has a glowing purple sheen to it "Let's go! I'm going to name it.."

"Divine Retribution? Maybe Justice?"

"Divine Retribution sounds cool… DR? Dr? Doctor sounds incredibly ironic"

"Hey! They didn't waste all that time getting those phds just for their title of doctor to be called 'ironic'!"

"I'm so sorry Dr, I'm never going to disrespect your title ever again"

'Are you done? Cuz I'm going to need some info about what you want on these documents'

"Well I told some kid my name was Clay but I'm not sure they'll believe 'Wastaken' is my actual last name. Maybe just Taken? My quirk could probably just be the stuff we can do in our world since they apparently don't have it here"

"Well I don't think people here are named after their 'quirk' so I guess just Wilbur Soot and I think my quirk is pretty obvious… I also what to be Dream's legal guardian since his a child now"

"WHAT-"

"You think they'll let a child with no type of guardianship of any connection to an adoption agency enroll in a school here!"

".. I guess"

'You'll be surprised. Alright, Name: Clay Taken, Age: 15, Quirk: Video game mania. Legal guardian is Wilbur Soot. You fine with that?'

"... Fine"

'Name: Wilbur Soot, Age: 24, Quirk: Ghost. The legal guardian of Clay Taken. You okay with that?'

Ghostbur nods.

'Okay I'm gonna need to contact some people and making documents for already existing people is probably hard so it's going to take a while'

"Aren't you a god?"

'Aren't you supposed to be smart? This isn't my domain'

"Touche"

"He's got you on that one Dream!"

'Do you two need anything else?'

"Well now that you mention it-"