EXOLS ARE INSANE

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*after a month or so the collaboration album was released and for promo, they were going to a talk show*

In the dorm room

Sky: *enters the room* life sucks and karma is a bitch

Suga: umm. You ok sky

RM: I think she is on her periods

Suga: now what is that

RM: ok so tell me exactly how many biology classes have you missed to not know this basic thing, ok come let me explain

Suho: ok the van is ready we should go now

*in the set*

Host: hi everyone it's me your fav Aera. And today we have someone very special. So welcome the kings of kpop EXO AND BTS

BTS: hi everyone we are BTS

EXO: hi everyone we are one, we are EXO

Aera: so actually sky requested us that she wants to say something that she learnt. So go ahead sky

Sky: yeah so... I wanted to say
Annyonghasseo sky-eyo bangawoyo. Ok I know my Korean is really bad so I will take responsibility if you have nightmares about me speaking Korean

Aera: hahahahahaaha

RM: no sky your pronunciation is the best

Sky: Thanks for your words but there is a thing known as reality and I know it

Aera: ok so lets start with sky

Sky: yep

Aera: ok so how does it feels to steal someone's limelight?

Sky: *with a soft smile* limelight is not something which you steal, it's a thing which you earn and I guess I have earned it in a right way by showing my talents. And anyways I am not in limelight if you think that I am in limelight then I guess you are from Neptune. *chukles*

Aera: *flipped her hair in embarrassment* ok so moving on sky who is your celeb crush

Sky: the guy sitting in front of me
*points at RM*

Aera: ok so which is the most insane fandom EXOLS or ARMIES. In my opinion EXOLS are most insane fandom

sky: *with a soft smile* what dose EXOLS spells backwards

Aera: SLOXE it doesn't make any sense

Sky: like your opinion madam

RM: you wanna die or what huh how can you say armies are insane. But I don't wanna be accused of murdering someone

Sky: we can push her from the top floor of the building

Suga: that will be considered as murder too

Sky: how

Suho: cause we pushed her

Sky: suho gravity is natural, isn't it

Kai: woahhhhhhh

D.O: do you want your host to die or what you don't know sky she can kill anyone if she wants, and her money is enough to cover up the murder. So change the host

Producer: ok ok we doing it

*the new host arrives*

Host: hi *with a soft smile*

Sky: don't ask weird questions please

Host: I don't wanna ask I wanna play a game of tension escalator

Sky: can I not play, please

Host: you are the one who is gonna play cause I have seen EXO OT9  doing it and BTS doing it but not you so..... Please

Sky: ok

*after few settings*

Sky: ok so should I start

Host: yeah first with Jimin

Sky: ok *goes to jimin with seductive eyes* hi jimin-ahh *said it in a husky voice*

Jimin: can I go to the washroom, please

Host: sure see the flirt guy went to pee in just a second, ok sky now with suga

Sky: look into my eyes, my bad boy *leans forward*

Suga: my tension escalator is currently on the 100th floor

Everyone: hahhahaha

Host: now you can try with D.O

D.O: I am out of it ok I am not here I am hallucination

Host: ok so what about with chanyoel

Sky: *walks towards him* hi chan, look at me *garbs his face as he was not looking at her* look into my eyes sweetie com'n look at me * leans forward and grabs his head and joins it with hers* what happened look me

Chan: *hugs her hurriedly and pushes her*  mianhe (sorry)

Sky: * widens her eyes * what was that you 6 footer giant nutcracker *yells*

Chan: my escalator went somewhere so I was just, you know....... *Said in embarrassment*

Host: it's ok now with j-hope

Sky: *walks towards him with her hands at her back* you want some sprite, I have a cartoon full of sprite cans in my back seat of the car you wanna drink some ,huh

J-hope: go away, you unholy child

Sky: what unholy child did I say anything else other than drinking sprite huh, did I. Just agree that your escalator went high, didn't it

J-hope: well it did though

Host: ok now it's the turn of the boys so first RM

RM: *stares at her for 2 minutes*

Sky: you gonna do anything or not

RM:*bursts into laughter*  ok ok I give up

Host: next Kai can give it a shot

Kai: ok but can I use some words like honey, sweetie or jagiya

Host: yep

Kai: yebo(honey) you are looking hot today *bites his lips*

Sky: listen please don't flirt with anyone like that she will directly hit your nuts and break them

Kai: what!???!!

Sky: it's true

Host: ok next V

V: ok *pins her to the wall* baby girl
*said in a seductive voice*

Sky: bro listen to me  from which angle do I look like a baby , huh

V: ok I give up

Host:  ok next suho

Suho: ok *smirk* wanna eat ramyon at my place

Sky: I am not into ramyon so.....

Host: ok like sky made everyone react but like she is hard to take girl so..... Next sehun

Sehun: I am giving up already

Host: ok now jungkook

Jk: ok *looks at her* wanna Netflix and chill at my place

Sky: like I have my own Netflix so I can watch it at my house

Host: ok so jin

Jin: sky, world wide handsome you know

Sky: I know but anything else..... You wanna say....

Jin: this girl is not from earth for sure

Kai: yeah she is not from earth she is from exo planet

Everyone: hahahahhahahah




















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