Red vs blue (female OC) season 8

Drink your ovaltine

Fade in to Sarge, Thea and Grif in the desert.

Sarge: Hmm.

Grif: Hey Sarge, what's wrong?

Sarge: I don't like this, Grif.

Grif: What, the vision?

Cut to Tucker talking to Caboose

Tucker: (from afar) It's a waterfall, it's literally impossible to forget! Like girlfriend dick!

Cut back to Sarge, Thea and Grif

Sarge: Yeah. I've never been what you'd call a "new age" kinda guy.

Grif: You don't say.

Thea: Really?

Sarge: But this bowling ball seems to be on a heck of a roll! Pun intended. What with the flying and the laser shooting and all.

Grif: And he can lift stuff without arms. That's pretty cool.

Thea: The force is strong with that one.

Sarge: That too. What if there's something to this whole vision thing? We need to call Simmons. Find out if he's seen anything out of the ordinary.

Grif: How? Our long range radio here got destroyed, and we don't have enough signal power in the jeeps to reach him.

Sarge: I think I have an idea how to fix that.

Thea: He's gonna hate us so much for this.

Cut to Simmons, Shawn and Doc being held prisoner at Valhalla by Wash and the Meta

Doc: Hh, mm. Ow my head. Oh.

Simmons: Doc, you're alive. Good.

Shawn: You okay?

Doc: Yeah, no thanks to you. Why'd you hit me?

Simmons: I didn't hit you, they did.

Simmons points to Washington and The Meta while Shawn looks at them with a glare.

Doc: Jerks. Who're they?

Simmons: The dark one's Washington. He's a Freelancer.

Shawn: And a asshole.

Doc: Great. 'Cause those guys are always such a blast to hang around with.

Simmons: The big one, we call the Meta.

Shawn: The scariest mute in the universe at that.

Doc: But rumor had it those guys were disbanded. Everyone went to jail.

Simmons: Yeah, well I guess they got paroled.

Shawn: Not really. I think their here for something.

Washington: You three, quiet.

The Meta growls incomprehensibly

Washington: Then you need to stop trying to use all of them. You just don't have the resources anymore.

Shawn: How he can understand him, Is beyond me.

Simmons: Meta killed a bunch of other Freelancers. Took their equipment.

Doc: Like the invisibility?

Simmons: Yeah, and the shield and the thing that slows down time. He also stole their A.I. fragments, but those all got wiped out. Now something seems, I don't know, wrong with him.

Shawn: I think he doesn't have any power left.

Doc: An A.I. fragment? That I remember. Hey Simmons, remember that A.I. I had for a while? That thing was crazy.