Daren- Four coffees, cream and sugar on the side and a mix cookie and donut box.
I decided that getting coffee and donuts for everyone would be a great first impression, I open the door to the building to find moxxie and loona fighting.
Moxxie- I DIDN'T TOUCH IT.
Loona- WHO ELSE WOULD, I LEFT IT HERE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, 5 MINUTES LATER, IT GONE.
Daren- Um, is this a bad time.
Loona looks over to me and her expression softens.
Loona- no its fine, it's moxxie WHO STOLE MY PHONE.
Daren- Did it fall under the desk.
Loona stops and quickly bends down to resurface, phone in hand.
Loona- oh, eh, fuck you anyway mox.
Moxxie opens his mouth to say something, but forces his jaw shut and walks to the meeting room, I walk over and place a coffee on loonas desk.
Daren- didn't know if you liked it plain or not, so I got packets.
Loona- OH FUCK YES.
She pours a couple sugar packets into it and takes a sip.
Loona- oh fuck yeah, I needed that, thanks.
Daren- no problem, I brought donuts and cookies too for the meeting, I'll see you in there.
Loona- Y-yeah, totally.
I walk into the meeting room to find the others waiting.
Blitz- COFFEE, SHIT AND DONUTS.
Daren- cookies too.
Millie- Yall the best new employee we've ever had.
Moxxie- "COUGH"
Millie- after you sweety.
Loona walks in and sits down, kicking her feet up as she looks at her phone and sips the coffee.
Blitz- right, now that we're all here, down to business, stolas needs a favour from us and needs it done today, but we have enough targets to last all day, so Daren, I need you and loona to head down and see what he wants.
Loona- WHY ME.
Blitz- Because Daren is new when it comes to stolas and I feel much better having someone go with him who's experienced with that "horny owl".
Loona- " looks over at me" FINE, but only cause I like Daren, he's cool.
Moxxie- WHAT'S HE GOT THAT MAKES YOU NOT TORTURE HIM LIKE ME.
Loona- for one, he brought coffee on his own free will and has good taste in music, plus doesn't aim a gun like a drunk pirate.
Blitz- " fuckin snorts as coffee shoots out his nose".
Blitz- FUCK FUCK FUCK, HOT FUCKIN COFFEE IN MY NOSE.
Millie- " covers mouth with tears forming".
Moxxie- EVEN YOU MILLIE.
Millie- "squeaky" I'm sorry.
Blitz- so, if that's all, let's do this imp.
Daren- that sounded wrong, but probably a regular Saturday night for you.
Loona- " falls backwards and clutches stomach" HAHAHAHAHA, STOP, I CAN'T BREATH, I CAN'T BBBBRRREEEAATTHHH, HAHAHA.
Blitz- JUST GET TO WORK.
He walks away while pressing a ice pack to his nose.
Loona- welp, let's get this shit over with, at least I have coffee." stolas mansion".
Daren- So, anything I should expect other than him being horny as fuck.
Loona- Yeah, don't talk about blitz here or around his wife, don't touch anything without a okay, and try to not bother his daughter.
Daren- he has a daughter.
Loona- yup, octavia, met her a few times, she's not bad, just.....empty.
Daren- oh, I get it, parents.
We pull up at the front door and hop out, I walk up to the door and ring the bell.
Daren- This should be interesting.
The door opens to reveal a tall demon wearing what one would assume a prince would wear, he had a crown on his head and looked like a owl with red eyes.
Stolas- LOONA, welcome.
Loona- hey stolas.
Stolas- and who might this handsome man be.
Daren- Daren, a pleasure.
Stolas- Oh, blitzy mentioned you, please, come in.
We walk into the house and find it to be decorated with plants and paints, I look to see one that looked like a giant Venus flytrap.
Daren- so, blitz mentioned you needed a favor.
Stolas- yes, I belive one of my staff is trying to hurt me and my family.
Loona- gee, I wonder why.
Stolas- RIGHT, I'm so nice, why would anyone want to hurt my sexy ass.
Daren- how do you know it's a staff member.
Stolas- my daughter almost died due to someone rigging her rooms vents to spew holy water mist, if I hadn't have come in to say goodnight, she might have died.
Daren- Satan, how is she.
Stolas- alive, but shaken, she refuses to sleep without me or my wife in the same room until the person responsible is caught.
Daren- okay, would I be able to speak with her, she may have some info that could help.
Stolas- of course, she's in the library, just down that hall and the third door on the right.
Daren- thanks, loona, why don't you check her room, your sense of smell might pick up something.
Loona- okay, but dont tell anyone I helped, I have a rep to keep.
Daren- cross my heart and hope to pass to heaven.
Loona giggles and walks towards octavias room.
Stolas- you like her, don't you.
Daren- WHAT.
Stolas- " chuckle" don't bother lying, I know love when I see it.
Daren-......moving on, I'll update you when we know more.
Stolas- thank you.
As he walks off, I suddenly think of something.
Daren- stolas, you never said how you knew it was a staff member.
Stolas turns and looks at me seriously for the first time since I got here.
Stolas- The vents are well protected by charms and spells so that this wouldn't happen, only a member of the family or the staff can tamper with it.
I nod as I head to the library.
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Fiksi Penggemar" Help wanted: join I.m.p and kill humans for money", that's how daren the demon decided to join blitz and his gang of imp misfits, with the exception of the cute hellhound loona. Join him through his journey through hell to find love, fun and fuck...