The Things I Hate On Wattpad

6||exaggerations

okay. these exaggerations are overused and very annoying. who started using this in the first place? I-O

1) he tore off my blue shirt. girl, even if your boy can pull up 100 pound weights, he can't rip off a shirt that just tears off your chest or something. unless your shirt is very cheap. (Probably)

2)OH MY GOSH IT'S AKSOJWXIN INCHES WOAH.
Houston we have a problem-an alien species has come to haunt us all with his "masked glory"

2) the orbs have come to haunt us
Harry Styles has evolved into an alien-he has green orbs as eyes
He is a new species (his pure instinct is to smirk when talked to and his hair is not tame-able he has been called an "animal in bed" what does this MEAN
I wonder what would happen if I poked his eye would he lose his "orbs" and die? If someone actually added that I'll follow them and give them a shoutout lol

3)money sense (again?)
an example
«I called my best friend Anna. "Hey, I just bought a purse that's so cute! It cost 1,000 dollars from Calvin Klein!"»
my mom got a purse from this store that cost $275. not 1K... they're not snobs you know.

We have found two species we will perform tests on them