never have i ever
1- seen a story where the girl refuses a morning kiss
2- read a story when the boy falls out of the exactly twenty foot tree he has to climb to get to see his girlfriend
3- "the tears threaten to fall-" *snaps fingers*
*does a whole hour of Kung fu against tears*
TAKE THAT
4- read a story where is says "his lips salted my face with kisses."
ALWAYS THE PEPPER
TOO MUCH PEPPER AND SHE'LL TASTE LIKE A GHOST PEPPER
SHE BE TOO HOT FOR YOU
*awkwardly coughs*
5- seen a fanfic when Niall goes to the hospital for eating too much food
6- i await the day when we go from orbs to eyes. have you lost your marbles? (Pun intended)
7- "his lips crashed onto mine."
911 CAR CRASH
8- "he asked for entrance."
I'm sorry! WHERES YOUR TICKET LOVER BOY
*doors close*
9- read a story where hair is described as something other than locks
"I let my red keyholes tumble down to my back."
This is where we need the keys, she's shut tight
10- seen a title be so short that you can't even see it, like all titles today are so LONG
2015 titles: MY BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME WITH A BLONDE BIMBO AND I CHEAT ON HIM TOO
4000 titles: *insert space here*
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The Things I Hate On Wattpad
De TodoA random book about the hateful things in this community.
