never have i ever
1- seen a story where the girl refuses a morning kiss
2- read a story when the boy falls out of the exactly twenty foot tree he has to climb to get to see his girlfriend
3- "the tears threaten to fall-" *snaps fingers*
*does a whole hour of Kung fu against tears*
TAKE THAT4- read a story where is says "his lips salted my face with kisses."
ALWAYS THE PEPPER
TOO MUCH PEPPER AND SHE'LL TASTE LIKE A GHOST PEPPER
SHE BE TOO HOT FOR YOU
*awkwardly coughs*5- seen a fanfic when Niall goes to the hospital for eating too much food
6- i await the day when we go from orbs to eyes. have you lost your marbles? (Pun intended)
7- "his lips crashed onto mine."
911 CAR CRASH8- "he asked for entrance."
I'm sorry! WHERES YOUR TICKET LOVER BOY
*doors close*9- read a story where hair is described as something other than locks
"I let my red keyholes tumble down to my back."
This is where we need the keys, she's shut tight10- seen a title be so short that you can't even see it, like all titles today are so LONG
2015 titles: MY BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME WITH A BLONDE BIMBO AND I CHEAT ON HIM TOO
4000 titles: *insert space here*
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