22||recruiting tomboys

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CALLING ALL TOMBOYS! CALLING ALL TOMBOYS WE ARE FORCING YOU TO JOIN THE GIRLY ARMY
WATTPAD HAS A SHORTAGE OF TOMBOYS
SET HUP (THIS ISNT FACISM DONT WORRY)
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why is it that in most 1D stories and other teen fiction stories it's about a girl who puts on makeup every second of her life and she can't even punch air

what if some assassin goes up to her door and breaks the door open
will she let her man come and save her or will she beat the man up unarmed because what if the killer was actually smart enough to kill the man before killing the girl

how does her prince know the man is even attacking her is he secretly a psychic in disguise

"Please don't kill me!"
The door opens to reveal my BOYFRIEND!?!:8,8/!,&/&,&
"STAY AWAY FROM MY WEAK IDIOT GIRL!"
*kills man*

I'd laugh so hard I'd probably die laughing.

i'm a tomboy actually lol so yeah

the characteristics of a girly girl
-wakes up at exactly 10 o'clock everyday
-wears hair in high ponytails and messy buns
-natural makeup
-tribal leggings and oversized sweaters
-a lot of other stupid stuff that i won't name

tomboys are better admit it
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if you don't really like it crossfiregold I will change it okay :D

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