Q: Also, do you know how to tell if a guy likes you?
A: easy peasy
*pulls out lemon*
lemon squeezy
*squeezes the lemon*
*juice gets in rox's eyes*
OWW
K NO LEMON SQUEEZY
*tosses lemon away*
anyways, im p sure I got this
so here's a few types of body and speaking language to tell if he likes u1- sweating (unless equius goddamn)
2- leaning over a table a exactly 357 degrees
3- speaking german
4- speaking french
5- makin you cakes all the time (THANKS FOR THIS 1 DAD EGBERT)
6- chockin while eating pancakes
*choking7- givin u a hula-hoop
8- playfully splashing u w water (unless its eridan bc he isnt playin. he wants 2 drown u. run.)
9- letting u do his hair
10- giving you flowers
11- giving you calliope
12- giving you caliborn
13- giving you anythin thats red or green
14- wiggling eyebrows
15- smooches
16- wink wonk
17- finding that lost shower curtain you couldn't find 8 years ago
18- hijacking a new car just for you
19- taking you to disneyland
20- all of the above, BUT NOT AT ONCE. NEVER AT ONCE UNLESS YOU WANT A DOOMED TIMELINE.
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