How To Tell

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Q: Also, do you know how to tell if a guy likes you?

dorkytomboy101

A: easy peasy

*pulls out lemon*

lemon squeezy

*squeezes the lemon*

*juice gets in rox's eyes*

OWW

K NO LEMON SQUEEZY

*tosses lemon away*

anyways, im p sure I got this
so here's a few types of body and speaking language to tell if he likes u

1- sweating (unless equius goddamn)

2- leaning over a table a exactly 357 degrees

3- speaking german

4- speaking french

5- makin you cakes all the time (THANKS FOR THIS 1 DAD EGBERT)

6- chockin while eating pancakes
*choking

7- givin u a hula-hoop

8- playfully splashing u w water (unless its eridan bc he isnt playin. he wants 2 drown u. run.)

9- letting u do his hair

10- giving you flowers

11- giving you calliope

12- giving you caliborn

13- giving you anythin thats red or green

14- wiggling eyebrows

15- smooches

16- wink wonk

17- finding that lost shower curtain you couldn't find 8 years ago

18- hijacking a new car just for you

19- taking you to disneyland

20- all of the above, BUT NOT AT ONCE. NEVER AT ONCE UNLESS YOU WANT A DOOMED TIMELINE.

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