Pet Rock Lament

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Q: yo, rox, i had a pet rock a few months ago...he died....how, other than drinking (I already do that), can I deal with the sadness?

-anibae-

A: FRST OF ALL

*slaps imaginary alcohol away*

YO NO ALCOHOL

TIS VERY BAD

SECOND-

poor bby im sorry bout the rock

hes in a better place now

rock heaven

n even if you hit rock bottom just remember that lookin up on google images 'cherry blossoms w cats' always helps

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