pretty boys || ian gallagher

five

carlos walked out of the bar, feeling a smidge happier than he did when he entered the bar. He was currently on his way to the gallagher house, going to give ian the artwork he had made previously.

he turned the corner of the street and decided to jog down the road, as it'd be faster. once he arrived at the front door, he didn't bother to knock, since nobody knocked so it'd just be weird. he opened the door and walked in, closing it behind him. he saw ian sitting on the couch, and lip standing next to tv, which was currently showcasing half naked girls.

"dude, what the fuck?" a small chuckle fell from carlos' mouth, "y'know you're supposed to watch this shit alone, in your bedroom?"

the two brothers shared a look before ian spoke up, looking in carlos' direction, "lip is trying to get me to like girls."

"homophobe, eh lip?" carlos tutted, near enough throwing himself onto the couch, "i always expected one of you to be homophobic, but i always suspected frank, but he's smart so maybe not. but possibly fiona, but not you lip-"

lip began to talk, cutting carlos off, " i'm not a homophobe. i'm just trying to figure something out."

"figure what out? ian's gay, he likes dick, and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it."

ian's head snapped back to carlos, "wait, you knew?"

"yeah, it's pretty obvious. and it's one in three, and there's six of you lot, so i just pieced it together. ian and debbie are redheads, so they're the gay ones. ian's gay, debbie's a lesbian. simple as."

the firey headed boy furrowed his eyebrows, "that makes zero sense. we're ginger, so we're gay?"

"yep. you're already the odd ones out, so now you can be the better ones."

lip gasped, "the better ones? how does gay make them better?"

"i won't have to worry about debbie hitting on me one day, and i'll have to worry too much about ian hitting on me."

ian placed his hand carlos' left shoulder, "you make no sense buddy."

lip walked around the couch, placing his hand on the boys other shoulder, "i agree. you make no sense. go to school more."

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a short filler for you guys, but it is okay. sorry if some of this doesn't make too much sense. my first language is russian, and the accurate translator i use stopped working, so i have gotten help from my younger sister (who is english) to help me.

hope you all enjoyed this filler anyways! :)