I got off of my bunk. Still startled about last night, I didn't get any sleep. I moved my clothes and got my cat boy kitty witty eawrs. I needed to cleanse and be myself for a day. I walked to training, I was nervous about what people thought about me, this doesn't usually happen. I- I know it sounds cocky but I am the perfect person. No one has ever crossed this line of disrespect. Well maybe the Titans trying to eat me, but nothing else! I caress the wood fence, when I see him, Levi Ackerman. He's with his squad. Did my manifestation really work! He walked over too me.
"Hello, cadet. Erwin told me about your excellent skills, I would like to invite you to my squad." Levi stated calmly.
My stomach felt like it was going to fall out of my butt.
"OK I'LL YOU YOU YOU I HAVE I HAVE TO BE I HAVE TO BE IN THEIR I HAVE I HAVE TO DO U I." I shouted not understanding a word of what I just said...
"I mean, alright captain!" I quickly rephrase myself
"You have to take off these stupid cat boy ears." said Levi as he threw my cutie patooti cat boy ears near a rose berry bush. He smirked, then put his soft, cold, bony fingers on my perfect chin.
"H-Hey! Those are limited edition!!!" I growled, then I started crying and digging in the bush. The thorns tore at my perfect soft warm fingers, but I didn't care. I was going to get my cutie wootie wooppie whopper kitty cat boy ears back!
(ᖴOᑌᖇ ᕼOᑌᖇᔕ ᒪᗩTᗴᖇ)
I was still scratching at the bush and growling, when "my Captain" came back.
"You're still looking for those, dumbass?"
I lunged, almost biting him.
"Grrr"
He's taken aback, then chuckles. "I will give you them back if you clean the horse stalls"
"Grrr, asshole."
Levi walked away giving me, the perfect person, the middle finger. I despise that short man...
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It's big for a reason (Megamind x Levi Ackerman)
SpiritualA wise new recruit comes into the regiment, will he embark on a journey with his soulmate or will he face despair.
