I stumbled across the new halls, I was tired of course. I stayed up all night cleaning the horse shit off the hay beds. I just hope Levi kept his word...
I felt the breeze whisper across my face as ed sheeran passed by me, oh wait that was just Petra.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, aren't you the new member of the squad 👧😍🥰😓😨!!??" Petra said while yanking my arm.
I was taken aback by her hideous face, but I guess I can use this to my advantage...
"OHHH HAYY GURLIE" I said mimicking her speech.
"heeeeheheeheeeeheheeheeeeheheeheeeeheheeheeeehehee, if you're looking for Levi he's in the backroom heheehrehhaaahaajk."
"THANKS BEASTIE 😍😓🥰😨"
I ran to the backroom, I turned the bronze doornob, this was my chance... only to see Levi sucking Erwin's nob 😨... I couldn't believe my orbs...
"OH MYY TOOTIR WOOOTIE WHT THE HELL"
I said
Levi's chokes a bit and says " GET OUT LOSER "
I cry stumbling back to my room. Petra confronts me...
" Beastie are you ok 🙁"
"NO 'PETRA' I AM NOT OK"
Petra drags me to the main room and puts my 3'4 bodyyadyeeeyadaeeeyadee on a seat.
"Spill." Petra states firmly.
" I-I-I-I SAW ERWIN AND LEVI DOING THE HONKA BONKA 😖" I stutter
"O-M-GEEEE WHYATTTT THIS IS JIST PERFECTOON"
" Yeah 😖😣 "
"After I'll talk to Levi and sort it out for you girlie!"
"Thanks bae" I say gaely 🏳️🌈
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It's big for a reason (Megamind x Levi Ackerman)
SpiritualA wise new recruit comes into the regiment, will he embark on a journey with his soulmate or will he face despair.
