It's big for a reason (Megamind x Levi Ackerman)

Excellent (Ch.2)

A tall strange man, with beautiful golden locks, stood in front of me. His blue eyes pierced my soul. Erwin Smith was his name.

"Cadet, you have done an excellent job on the training grounds. I will find a way to reward you, there isn't much good to find in anyone nowadays with all the sorrow and death."

"Thank you sir, you have my gratitude!" I replied nervously.

"Of course." Erwin said as he walked off.

I scurried on past, when I bumped arms with someone.

"I am so sorry!"

"It's okay!" My comrade Timmy replied. Timmy was alright, he definitely needs to loose a few before using the odm or else the hook might break.
I sigh, if only it was him that I bumped into. Why can't I find him in this lonely place. I will find you...I must.

I took a walk along the empty halls to my room, faces crowded my bedroom. People don't ask me what I am doing, I am too beautiful. So I walk to my desk and prepare for my ritual, it was a full moon after all. But I still can't show anything too obvious. After I had everything in place, I walked up to my bunk bed. I was sharing it with this disgusting pig, named Howard. He farted almost constantly every night!  He knew I didn't like him, but, who wouldn't not like him, the second he unleashes one all hell breaks loose. He burns my nostril hairs! I am on the upper end of the bunk too! Heat rises. Timmy was there too, but in another bed, he always makes out with the wall for some reason. To be honest, it was very hyper realistic, any women that would make out with him would be that flat.

(NIGHT STRIKES)

I again walk to my desk being careful to not wake anyone up. I needed to do my manifestation in peace or else they would find out. The bright moon was shining and I was ready.
"I found him, I found him, I found him, I found him"
My chant must be heard by those in higher power, it must.
"I FOUND HIM, I FOUND HIM,  I FOUND HIM!!!"
MY CHANTS MUST BE HEARD!!!
I turn quickly to the left as I see Timmy laying there with his eyes squinting.
"wat tha hell r u doin bro" Timmy groaned
"I-I-I" I couldn't make words. "I- found a spider..."
"What the hell?"
"Sorry... I will go to bed now."
"You better, you weirdo."
I stumble off to my bed, still taken aback. I am the perfect person, why wasn't he hesitant about insulting me. I sigh, I should be more worried about whether he saw my ritual or not. I'm nervous. God, he definitely saw it...