My Oscar Speech

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Me: I would like to thank bacon, for existing on the earth, and making me feel alive in the morning.

A/N: vote/comment if you love bacon!!!!!
Ps: I was going to put a bacon emoji at the end, but there isn't one.😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

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