Which Marauder name would Harry say first?
Sirius: Come on Harry. Sy it. Say Padfoot.
Harry: Moony!
Sirius: Oh for f-fudges sake!
Harry: Moony!
Remus: I told you I was his favorite. Aren't I Harry?
Harry: Moony!
Remus: See?
Sirius: Whatever Remus. Now, listen here Harry. I' your godfather, and I'm supposed to buy your stuff. So the least you can do is say Padfoot. Pad-foot. Your mothers smart, you should be able to pick this up very easily. Pad-foot.
Harry: P-
Sirius: Yes come on!
Harry: POO!!!!!!!
Sirius: This is ridiculous Harry. Pad-foot.
Harry: Moony!
Sirius: James! Your child is broken and needs to sort out his priorities.
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Book of Funny
RandomIt's a joke book but I made it in like 6th grade so it's pretty cringey
