Voldemort: I love your outfit. So cute!
Umbridge: Thanks, it was my moms in the 80's.
Voldemort: cool, I never would have thought that, it's just so modern.
Umbridge: Excuse me, I have to go give Harry Potter detention for saying the dark lord is back.
*Umbridge has left this chat*
Voldemort: that outfit was the ugliest thing ever! My eyes were BURNING!!!!!
Dumbledore: ikr!
Hermione: wait, she said she was giving out detentions for saying the dark lord is back. Didn't she realize she was just having a conversation with Voldy just know.
Dumbledore: Umbridge is STUPID!!!!
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Book of Funny
RandomIt's a joke book but I made it in like 6th grade so it's pretty cringey
