Not a dork for liking Disney

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Chris: Sorry, and she is having way too much fun with Dodger to even notice us

Y/N: That is true, maybe I should get her a dog maybe then she will leave me alone and I can do what I want in peace

Chris: Just send her over to me, I love kids, plus it gives me an excuse to watch Disney movies on purpose without looking like a huge dork

Y/N: You're not a dork for liking Disney, I happen to love Disney and I tend to watch it with a glass of wine when little miss is in bed

Liz: Both of you are huge dorks, you're perfect for each other

Y/N: Funny, but getting back to my previous point about dating, some of them are gay or lesbian

Chris: Would like someone that is educated or has a job, so they don't have to depend on me

Y/N: Have to be able to take care of themselves because if you can't take care of yourself how are you going to take care of a kid

Chris: Also, they have to be willing to have kids

Y/N: Yes, I would love to give Ally a sibling

Liz: Weren't you the one who said 'never again' in the delivery room?

Y/N: I may have said that, but I am willing to do it again, and hopefully it won't just be me raising a baby, and I won't refuse an epidural next time, man my back killed

Liz: I should know you squeezed the living day lights out of my hand, you almost broke it, I couldn't use it for a week

Y/N: I'm still so sorry about that, and as I promised, you are still welcome to use my hand when it's your turn

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