Fliqpy: Welcome to my house as you can see I have knocked over many chairs because I get so titled at the towers
Me: This isn't really titled or towers
Fliqpy: You see this is a gamer pad not many girls come in here because I get friend zoned so frequently but that's ok
Me: I'd like to be in the friend zone I like friends
Fliqpy: It's not as pleasant as you think they don't treat you as a friend they treat you as an item sometimes I wish I could more than an accessory to these women but as a gamer I don't get respect
Me: I'm not a gamer so maybe they'll respect me
Fliqpy: That just makes you a beta cuck that the difference between you and me, Kaster I'm an alpha gamer
Me: You don't even play video games
*Bass,ProtoMan, and Mega Man laughing*
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Me: *Watching youtube*
*Grammarly ad comes on*
Me: Nooooo!!!
Bass: I think you need it.
Me: I can spell.
Bass: No, you can't.
Me: Yes, I can.
ProtoMan: No, you really can't.
Me: Yes, I can.
Bass: No.
Me: Yes.
ProtoMan: No.
Me: Yes.
Bass: Yes.
Me: YES!!
Flippy: No.
Me: Wait, how did you get here?
Flippy: The door was unlocked.
Me: Oh...Wait...NO GET OUT!
Flippy: Fine, fine I'll leave.
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*in a chat room*
Me: Nose
Me: I just typed 'nose' with my nose
Bass: Heart
Me: Bass are you ok?
Me: Bass?
Me: BASS!!?!
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Bass: Hey, kid you want some blades?
Me: No, blades are for skating. *roller skates appear* Ya dingus.
Me: Kinda snowy.
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Me: *Sitting next to a tied up fliqpy with a smoothie in hand*
ProtoMan: Um..whatcha got there?
Me: *slups smoothie* A smoothie.
Bass: What the fuck did you get yourself into this time?
Me: I just got a smoothie calm down.
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Mega man: You must have some really good friends you haven't gotten in trouble!
Me: *sweating* Yeah good friends..
Bass: *Yelling while chasing fliqpy*
ProtoMan: *Chasing after both Bass and fliqpy*
YOU ARE READING
I actually don't know what to name this?
General FictionI wrote my dreams, ideas, and more. I don't really want anyone to think that this is completely serious I mean it's really just random ideas. Enjoy I guess and yes there are going to be mistakes I am not that good at grammar and spell mostly spellin...
