Chapter 11: Rescue Attempt 2!(myself included)

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I woke up and just kind of stared at the ceiling of whatever I was in, debating whether or not I should move. I heard that crazy and creepy laugh so I decided I probably should. He didn't sound to close to me. I rolled over and pushed myself up. I looked around the room and noticed that a) it needed cleaning and b) I was alone.
*siiiiiiigh* "villains are all somewhat the same." I muttered to myself as I stood up and studied the bars. They look pretty weak buuuuuuut I am weaker so breaking them is impossible.
"Maybe whoever locked me in here left the door unlocked. So far his lackies have roven pretty stupid." I said to myself and the small hope was encouraged when the door creaked open.
"Yeeeeeessss" I whispered before hopping out "now I gotta be sneaky about this." I crouched down and started to creep towards the door as quietly as possible and managed to not make a whole lot of noise-minus the whole door creaking while opening thing. I wandered down the hallway without running into anybody, which was nice. But then I heard Joker laughing

"What is he laughing about?" I muttered to myself as I followed the sound. When I reached the door where his laughter was coming from, I hesitated opening it. I instead pressed my ear to it to try and hear what was going on. He was going on about his plan to take over Gotham and blah blah blah. Literally, same evil plan every villain ever does.
"*sigh* guess I gotta think about how to get them out." I mumbled to myself. After brainstorming for a few precious minutes....I had nothing. Being a superhero is hard.
"I. Am going to wing it." I told the air. I opened the door as quietly as possible and started to creep forward until I saw them (the Justice League) all in their cage still. I noticed a way to get behind said cage but not a way to open it. As I looked for a way to open it I did a mental face palm. There was no kryptonite anywhere near Superman, he was just chilling I guess. I creeped up behind the cage and pssssted at Superman. He jumped before turning to see me.

"What are you doing?" he whispered

"Saving your asses" I whispered back
"Can you break the bars?" I asked/whispered. I see his face blank out for a moment before he nodded.
"Well, break them off!" I whisper yelled
He grabbed onto the bars between us and broke them off with the loudest clang ever. I leveled him with my meanest glare while Joker's henchmen grabbed me. I hope Batman heard the whole exchange between us and has a plan. Once I was dragged before Joker and his creepy/slightly scary grin, I had a perfect plan on how to stall him.

"Are you single?" I asked him as he was about to start ranting at me.

"You- What?" He stated while looking and soundimg confused

"Are you single?" I asked again

"In a way. " he responded, "Now back to-"

"What about Harley Quinn?" I interrupted while looking slightly miffed

"What about her?" He demanded

"Aren't you seeing her? Isn't she your partner in crime and in love?" I asked hoping I muffled the sound of bars breaking.

"She's only my partner in crime with a little on the side is all." He told me

"You douche. Why would you do that to a girl or woman? What if she actually and deeply loves you? Do you care? No! You have to be a major di-" I was interrupted by the Justice League saving the day and all. After all the fighting and kick assery, I was exhausted. I hadn't done any physical fighting but it was a stressful night and long night.

"Can we go home now?" I asked while slouching over.

"Sure, let's go." Bruce said and spun around while fwipping his cape out as he did.

"Drama Queen" I mutter as I and the others follow along. Wally started to die laughing which in turn made me smile and giggle too. Rescue complete and no one died this time.


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