The Other Parker

Part 6

Wanda plugged in the speakers. "Are you sure this is a good idea?"

"Of course." I said even though it wasn't. "FRIDAY, please ask Pietro to come to the living room."
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Pietro came in. Wanda and I started singing.

"There lived a certain man in Russia long ago" Wanda started.

"He was big and strong. In eyes a flaming glow." I sang trying not to laugh.

"Most people looked at him with tear and with fear."

"But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear."

"And Gwen!" Wanda added. I stopped and faced her and a very annoyed Pietro.

"I'm going to give you a minute to run." He said.

I nodded and ran into the kitchen. Tony was there drinking his 167th cup of coffee.

"Can I borrow your Iron Man suit?"

Tony stared at me. "What part of don't do anything I would or wouldn't do, can't you understand. Also, my interest is peaked."

"We sang Rasputin to Pietro and he's giving me a minute to run because he's PO-ed. Maybe he'll think I'm you if I'm in your suit.''

"Ask FRIDAY to give you Mark 48. It's in my lab. And spiderchild, be careful."

"Thanks Irondad." He raised an eyebrow. I shrugged. "If you call me spiderchild, I call you Irondad. Simple as that."

"Whatever." Then his voice turned to a whisper that normal people probrably couldn''t hear. However, my spider senses allowed me to hear it. "FRIDAY, remind me to adopt Peter and Gwen if May dies."

I laughed and ran out of the room. Putting on the suit as quickly as I could I asked FRIDAY to filter my voice so I sounded like Tony. Pietro came in soon. I acted like I was testing the suit out.

"Have you seen Gwen?" He asked

I stopped and turned to him trying to act like Stark. "Nope. What do you want with her anyway?"

"She sang Rasputin with Wanda."

"Why aren't you going after Little Witch then? Wait, let me answer this. You like my fiirstborn spiderchild and Witch B&tch is your sister."

Pietro stared at who he thought to be Tony.
"What did you call my sister?" He asked, his accent getting stronger as it normal did when he's angry.

"Little Witch or Witch B&tch?" I said adding some sarcasam. I reminded myself to apologize to Wanda later.

"Both." He spat running circles around me. "Call her that again and you'll be sorry."

"Says the bastard without the armoured suit." I sneered. "Come at me."

Pietro started to attack. I franticly turned off the voice filter and took off the helmet. "Please don't attack me. Tony will skin me alive if I damage it."

"I'm very confused."

I smirked. "Exactly, which gives me a chance to escape. Bye!"

Pietro watched as I flew out of the lab and around the tower. At some point I landed in the kitchen. "Here's your suit."

Tony smiled and put it on. Time for Phase Two of Operation Annoy the most annoying Young Avenger. I smiled as Pietro ran after the suit thinking it was me. Tony finally landed and they started fighting. Tony took off his helmet as Pietro was about to swing.

"Please don't damage the suit. It's a prototype."

Pietro groaned as he ran off looking for me. I came out of my hiding place and high fived Tony.

"We got him real good."

I laughed. "Wait until we go to Wakanda tomorrow. Shuri and I have some things planned. I even got Peter to play along."

"Really?"

I smiled. "Oh yeah."

*NEXT DAY - WAKANDA*
"Shuri!" I shouted runnning off the platform.

"Gwen!" Shuri shouted running towards me

I leaned in to hug her and whispered; Are we ready?

"Always." Shuri said loudly. "Why would you even ask if I was your friend?"

"Smooth." I whispered to her while we walked to her lab. We waited until the doors shut and it was just us. "Okay, here's the plan. Peter is going to distract Pietro with boy talk or whatever $h*t. We already placed a pillow with a speaker in it. What we're going to do is-"

Shuri interupted. "Is make random noise and/or sounds. I also want to play vine on there. And before you ask, it will record their reaction and conversation. Peter doesn't know this."

"Perfection."
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*Peter POV*
"So Pietro, how are you doing?"

He shrugged, sitting down right next to the pillow. "Just like your sister."

I was visibly confused. "What?"

"Mighty fine."

I started to laugh really hard. "Smooth. So I take it you two are dating."

Pietro sat there solving what seemed to be a Wakandan rubik's cube. "Nope. She pushes me away everytime."

"Really? Because she will go on and on about you and the team. Mainly you." I said even though it wasn't completely true.

"What did she say?"

I was about to tell him when the pillow made a noise. Pietro whipped around trying to find the source of the sound.

"PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN NOW!" It screamed. I tried not to laugh as Pietro kept looking for the sound. He finally discovered the pillow when it played Shuri and Gwen laughing their heads off. He ran off to find them.