The Hazbin Pilot!/ Part 1!

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In the Middle of Downtown Imp city, A Huge battle was Happening as A Turf war between two groups was going down it was Sir Pentious and His Egg-themed Goons Against A Woman Named Cherry Bomb and of course, it was Angledust who Just joined in the Frey!

Angeldust was carrying A Pair of Tommy guns as he was blasting it goons and yolks were flying everywhere and splattered all over him like Blood and Guts!

Angeldust: "Die Fuckers die! Hahahahahaha! This is so much fun! I have been clean for two fucking weeks and this is just what the Doctor Ordered!"

Cherrybomb: "Holy shit!! That's A Goddamn Long time to be clean Fucker!"

Angledust: "W-Well, I mean I was only pretending to be Clean! That's what I fucking mean! Don't get any fucking Ideas!"

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Angledust: "W-Well, I mean I was only pretending to be Clean! That's what I fucking mean! Don't get any fucking Ideas!"

Cherrybomb: "Hell No, I'm not! This is awesome!"

Angeldust then unpinned A Grenade and handed it over to her which she Batted towards the egg Goons!

Cherrybomb: "Fore!"

BOOM!!

Just then you Teleported in there and You grab Angeldust by the throat as every word you said dripped venom!

Angledust: "Hey Isn't it Wonderboy? How's it going haven't seen you since-"

Y/n: "SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE! I swear to Jesus H. Christ- No! Not even him! I swear to Our heavenly father Keanu Reeves that Out of all the days you had to do this, You have to do this Fucking today when Charlie is going to reveal the Happy hotel to all of Hell! I might as well kill you!"

Angledust: "Oh, Kinky~"

Y/n: "SHUT UP YOU PERVERT!"

Cherrybomb: "HEY! Drop my friend right now fucker! Or else I'll Pump you full of led."

Y/n: "Try me."

Angledust: "Woah calm down! This is Wonderboy! The Wonderboy I was telling you about!"

Cherrybomb: "Oh My God You're THE Wonderboy!? My God he is Just as hot as Angledust said! Real Sexy~!"

Y/n: "Well, I already got one Demon girl so why Not two~?"

Cherrybomb: "One demon girl Already?"

Angeldust: "He got lord Velvet in his Harem! It's such A Top!"

Cherrybomb: "Oh, So Dominant! I love it! Maybe we can fuck each other's brains out sometime!"

Y/n: "Maybe after all of these Egg guys get Killed first!"

Cherrybomb: "Got it, Babe! Got any weapons?"

Y/n: "I got two!"

You then Pulled out A Massive Assualt Energy Rifle...

You then Pulled out A Massive Assualt Energy Rifle

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