Meanwhile, at King Dedede's Castle, the King was Watching TV And Eating the Food he had stolen from all of his citizens as Escargoon was Just trying to encourage his King to try and get some Physical exercise which was definitely not working!
Escargoon: "My King, I implore you to exercise, It's not that Hard, Honest."
Dedede: "Ha! Why would I do that when You got the TV Right in front of you? And all these wonderful snacks!"
Escargoon: "Well at least your Thumbs are getting some exercise..."
Just then the Phone Began to ring and Escargoon Picked up the phone!
Escargoon: "Yes? No King Dedede is Um... Busy right now. Yes, I'll relay the message. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. Got it."
Escargoon then hangs up the phone and slithers back over A Bit worried!
Escargoon: "My KIng, I think we're having A Big Problem right now!"
Dedede: "Is it bad news?"
Escargoon: "Yes, sir."
Dedede: "Damnit, I hate bad news! Okay, then Why don't you just phrase it like Good news, so that way It won't sound bad?"
Escargoon: "Well Um, I can certainly try..."
Escargoon then began to Fake Laugh as he began to give out the bad news!
Escargoon: "Hahahahahaha, Y-You see King Dedede Hahahahahaha, You see Kirby had gotten herself A New Hahahahaha, A New Friend, and their, A-And their Hahahaha, Their cutting through our forces like Butter, and Hahahahaha, And they'll be here soon, Hahahahahaha!"
Dedede: "WHAT ARE YOU LAGUHING ABOUT!?"
Escargoon: "Huh?"
Dedede: "ONE KIRBY IS BAD BUT A KIRBY AND OVERPOWERED FRIEND IS REALLY BAD! THAT AIN'T FUNNY!"
Escargoon: "But sir, you told me to phrase it as good news!"
Dedede then wacks him over the head with his Hammer and Barks orders at him!
Dedede: "You should've known you should never take orders from me like that! This is serious!"
Escargoon: "Well Sire, don't you have anything that can stop them? I mean like Traps, Weapons, Monsters, Anything!?"
Dedede: "No I freaking don't and- Wait!"
Escargoon: "Huh?"
Dedede: "I think I Do!"
He then Presses A Button And It could be seen through the TV A Portal had opened and Escargoon was confused!
Escargoon: "Huh? What does that do?"
Dedede: "Let's just say they'll be A Couple of Dope's and Just walk in there, to fight some of the Most Powerful Monsters I had been able to Obtain!"
Escargoon: "But what are they, sir?"
Dedede: "A Pair of Bosses we had encountered during the smash Bros Tournament That one time. One They can beat but two they can Not! Hahahahahahahaha!"
Escargoon: "Hahahahahahaha! B-But wait! How are we gonna make them go in there! They Just won't randomly go in A Portal!"
Dedede: "Well, I have also Planned for that!"
He then Presses A Button And A Plate full of Chocolate Cake popped out of the ground with A Fan blowing its scent into the Forest and they both began Laughing Maniacally!
Dedede/Escargoon: "HahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Dedede: "What are you doing Standing there?! Get me some more food! I'm starving over here!"
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The Omnipotent Harem!! (God! Male Reader X Massive Multiversal Harem)
FanfictionYou are Y/n L/n and You are A God that exists outside the Multiverse but one day you finally got bored and decided to form A Massive Muttiversal Harem to cure this Little Predicament! Things are about to get exciting up in here folks!
