I sat at one of the empty tables by myself until "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU REINDEER FUCKER" Clint shouted as he ran down the halls, with Loki following him behind, speed walking like a insta baddie. Clint spotted me and ran up to me and hid behind my back. My eyebrows frurrowed and saw Loki speed walk towards me with a knife. Wasnt suprised, Clint annoyed the living shit out of the Avengers and once in a while you jut feel like stabbing him "Woah woah, calm down, what happened?" i asked as Clint jumped up behind me "I'll tell you what happened! I accidentally picked up Loki's 'Fancy Asgradian towel' and when he saw me, he grabbed his dagger and started chasing me!" Clint stated as his forehead crinkled "To be fair Mr. Parker, Clint was being really annoying" Loki added "Ok there will be no knifing eachother (i had too), Loki it was a mistake and Clint shut up for once" I commanded. Clint got up and Loki jumped at him making him flinch "Okay, let just- give me the knife" I stated as i gently took the dagger out of Loki's grasp. "T-thanks Peter, see you at dinNER" Clint ruffled my hair and proceeded to slowly walk up to loki and ran after he gave Clint a death stare.
"Alright dick wad, how much did you pay for that little act?" Flash asked, completely awestruck "Excuse me Mr. Thompson, bullying will not be tolerated in the Stark Towers, if thats happens one more time your leaving" Jamie stated, i flashed her a smile and went back to whatever i was doing.
Time skip brought to you by Bucky singing his metal arm a russian lullaby
We finished lunch and completed the rest of our tour. Now, for the Q&A. We walked up to Mr.Stark's office "Ready for your little lie to be concured?" Flash wispersed to Peter. He jsut rolled his eyes, his brain was more focused on trying to figure out what the Avengers were planning. Jamie knocked on the door and it swong open "Happy Birthday!!" Tony screamed, Peter put his face in his hands "Whos birthday is it?" Jamie asked Tony to which he replied "Someone's in the world" Stark murmured loud enough for everyone to hear. Soft giggles were heard. "Onto the Q&A shall we?" Bucky stated making the children raise there hands "You, red T-shirt, blue shoes" Tony picked Flash "Do you really know Peter Parker?" Of course Flash had to ask that "Well of course we know Peter, he is my favourite person in this tower!" Tony stated making the other Avengers offended "Yeah, Wait where is Peter?" Nat asked with a devilish smrik on her face, oh god "Here he is" Cindy said as she pushed him to the Avengers with her full force "Hi." Peter said slightly waving "Well thats no way to treat your family" Steve complained "Oh Im so, so sorry Mr. Fossil it wont happen again" Peter sassed back making his class gasped at the disrespect "There he is!" Steve laughed "Pete" Peter jumped up in the air realizing that Loki was behind him "Holy Fuck! Loki! You cant just sneak up on me like that Jesus!!" Peter yelped "Sorry Peter" Loki apologized "Anyways could you stab me? i odmt want to be here" Peter asked hoping for a yes "No can do My little asgardian potato, I've vowed to make it my lifes mission to embarrass you" Loki pat Him on the head. Peter huffed.
(Time skip by Steve and Bucky cuddling on the compounds' couch)
They finished the Q&A and Peter sat eating dinner with the Avengers "Peter are you okay? I thought you wanted chinese food" Steve asked "What!? I said i wanted Italian!" Peter scoffed. All of the Avengers took their veiw to Clint who was shoving a bunch of noodles in his mouth "...What?" Clint question, chewing the noodles "Spider child, what happened are you okay?" Natasha asked in Russian "Spider Mama, what you and the others did today wasnt cool it was humilitating..." Bucky sat there listening to their convo, he too, felt bad for doing that to Peter. "Im sorry Peter, but they said it would be fun" Bucky apologized. A small smile appeared on Peter's face "Im also sorry Peter, it just your like a son to us, so we will embarrass you at every chance we get!" Natasha also apologized. The rest of the night was filled with hugs and apologizes. Even thought they were annoying, he Peter wouldnt trade them for the world.
It's still horrible
-{Mimi}
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