This is one of the last oneshots ill be doing for a while because of finals and stuff
"PETER BENJAMIN PARKER!!" Nat screamed at the top of her lungs. Peter jumped up and landed face first on the floor. He slowly got up and sat on his bed rubbi g his eyes. His bedroom doors flung open, revealing Natasha's furious face. She looked him in the eyes and ran up to him, Peter flinched and jumped up and dogded her 'punch'. "... What did I do?" Peter asked, his voice straining "you ATE all of THE GUMMY WORMS!!" Natasha shouted "Its was just one pack of gummy worms" Peter said lying back down on his bed, suggling into the comfort of his blankets. Nat pulled the blankets off as Bucky can storming in "YOU AT THE ENITRE TWO JARS OF GUMMY WORMS?!?". Peter's eyes shot up "I ATE TWO ENTIRE JARS OF GUMMY WORMS!?" "yes" Natasha confirmed. Peter jumped up and went into this bathroom. He slashed water on his face and could taste the residue of the sugar on his tongue. He groaned as he splashed water. "What the fuck even happened?!" Peter questioned "I dont even know, were you high or sum" Bucky asked, Peter's eyes widen slightly "You really think Peter, of all people, would be high" , Peter rolled his eyes
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Peter cautiously walked outside "Petey-Pie!" FRIDAY said cockily "Heeey FRI" Peter said terrified "Someone's in troubleeee" FRIDAY said dragging the E "Okay you know wha-" Peter was cut off "PARKER" Mr. Stark shouted "Daaaaaaaad" Peter said cautiously "Dont 'Daad' Me! WHY'D YOU EAT ALL OF MY GUMMY WORMS IN 3 MINUTES" Tony screamed "I have a fast metabolism!" Peter defended "FAST METABOLISM MY ASS! ALL MY GUMMY WORMS ARE GONE AND NOW I NEED TO BUY TWO MORE JARS!" Tony shouted with anger in his orbs (dont criticize me). Peter eyes widened and mouth became agape. "Okay maybe that was a little harsh, but, how are you not sick yet!?" Tony asked "I dont know i guess its just my.... Spide-er.....Powers...?" Peter questioned himself.
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"Peter" Steve intervined "hmm" Peter hummed in response "Why'd you eat the gummy worms?" Steve questioned as he picked at this steak and the Avengers watched "I-I wanted a snack" Peter stuttured "So you ate 2 entire jars of gummy worms?" Steve stated "I- well yeah i mean there's no law against it" Peter defending "I- Thats true but- Its not- ... Nevermind" Steve stuttered "D-did i just win an argument...?" Peter questioned "No" Steve answered "Yep, for now" Tony stated as he jabbed a piece of potato with his fork and ate it as Peter smiled
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