Peter: Lmao help
Tony: What do you want kid
Peter: Okay ya know what, i dont need help from Mr 'I use sarcasm to cover up my sadness' Stark
Clint: Damn who hurt you today
Nat: pauchok, ty v poryadake?(Ik its not exactly the russian dialect but bare with me)
Tony: Okay, imma need the suit back
Peter: Not right now, help me
Pietro: What???
Wanda: r u good?
Peter: So im at a field trip at the zoo, and my spidey sense is blaring like crazy
Tony: DANGER!?!?
Peter: Bitch how tf am i supposed to know
Wanda: Well always be prepared
Peter: That doesnt help
Steve: lol, whats happening
Wanda: how is this funny
Steve:??? I didnt say it was, lol
Bucky: He learned a new acronym
Peter: There r more important things to discuss
Pietro: NoW iTs ThReE iN tHe MoRnInG
Wanda: Pietro
Pietro: aNd Im TrYnA cHaNgE yOuR mInD
Wanda: Django
Pietro: LeFt YoU mUlTiPuL mIsScAlLs
Wanda: Maximoff
Pietro: AnD tO mY mEsSaGe YoU rEpLiE
Peter: fkvD$
Pietro: oop-
Tony: MY BABY
Wanda: r u ok!?!?!?!
Peter: Lmao it was just a monkey
Steve:???
Peter: A monkey was following me
Sam: Why does Tony look like he just had a heart attack
Bucky: A monkey was following Peter
Sam: im gonna need more info
Steve: Pete's Spidey senses went crazy so Tony thought he was in danger
Sam: oh thats why he's spralled out on the floor
Peter: The monkey just tried to jump me
Gwen Stacy has entered the chat
(Let me live my life)
Gwen: Peter just threw a monkey at me
Ned has entered the chat
Ned has added MJ
Ned: Gwen and Peter are playing catch with a monkey
MJ: Gwen threw the monkey at Ned
Ned: abuse
Gwen: the monkey's name is Theodore
Wanda: really?
Gwen: I named it
Peter: the monkey's a boy
Gwen: So? its 2025, he can be whatever he or she wants
Peter: ...
Gwen: ...
Ned: ...
MJ: Problem solved
Tony: ???
Gwen: MJ took the monkey and said "Oh Eh Ah Ah" and it nodded and the monkey climbed on her head and just stayed there...
Clint: A FELLOW MONKEY WISPERER
Peter: your a monkey wisperer?
Gwen: ofc he is
Gwen: wanna see the monkey?
Wanda: YES
Pietro: ya sure
Clint: thou shalt see precious Theodore
Gwen: Peter show them the monkey child
Peter:
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Clint: damn Pete, you take orders from her
Peter: She's scary
Gwen: fear me
MJ: I gave the monkey back after Ned started calling him George
Gwen: The class looks so confused
-{Mimi}
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