Peter
Hey smart dude!
???
YOUR ALIVE????
Peter
Ye i went to the hospital
Like u said
Also what should i call u???
???
Kid how old are you?
Peter
Old enough to buy a churror
???
... So like, 10?
Peter
Try older
???
...20?
Peter
Younger
???
Oh my god i am texting a teenager
Peter
Bingo
How old r u?
???
48
Peter
Please dont try to hold me hostage
???
What!? I am not a kidnapper
Peter
Good cause noboby would pay you for me
???
Do your parents even know your talking to me?
Peter
Ha! Jokes on u i dont have parents
???
Oh my gosh kid i am so sorry i didnt know
(??? Was changed to Mr. Kidnapper Man)
Mr. Kidnapper Man
Seriously
Peter
Yup
Mr. Kidnapper Man
Whats your name?
Peter
Nice try you think im gonna tell you my name
What am i supposed to say like
"Hi my name is Peter, please dont Kidnap me"
...shit
Mr. Kidnapper Man
Hey Peter!✋
Peter
...
Bye
-{Mimi}
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