Peter Parker Oneshots and Stories

couple's challenge

you and peter sat infront of the compounds couch, your phone being propped up on a leg of a chair. Peter had 12 markers in his hand. the tiktok started recording:

'you have to...stop leaving half drunken water bottles around the compound'

you said as you threw a green marker at a glass cup. [1]

it bounced back from the cup and landed on the floor

you groaned and peter smirked

'you have..stop buying random shit off of amazon'

peter said as he threw a blue marker at the cup and i fell on the ground [2]

you and peter laughed 'it wasnt even close!' peter said as he chuckled

'you need to stop being so smart all the time'

you then said as you threw a yellow marker at the glass cup as it rolled far away from the cup [3]

you and peter burst into laughter

'okay okay, stop taking so long to get ready'

peter said as it marker land into the cup [4]

peter then put his hands up 'Yes!' 

'i cant help it!' you groaned as you picked up a turqouist coloured marker

'you need to...control your anger' you said as peter shooked his head agreeingly [idk if thats a word] 

you threw the marker into the cup and it landed in there 'yes!' [5]

peter picked up a marker 

'i-' he wheezed

'you need to stop placing those tiny ducks around the compound'

he threw his marker in the cup and it landed in the cup [6]

'dam,' you groaned

Peter handed you a pink marker 

'you need to stop having random friends marathons at night, when you damn well know you have training in the morning' 

you said as you threw the marker in the cup and you missed [7]

'you need to stop stealing my food when we get McDonalds'

peter said as he threw a marker in the cup and it bounced back [8]

'you need to... buy me a puppy' 

you said as you threw a marker into the cup and it landed in it perfectly [9]

peter sighed and smiled

'you need to... buy bucky that hamster he wanted!' 

peter threw the marker at the cup and missed [10]

he groaned

'you need to give me a back rub' 

you said as you threw a marker at the cup and it landed in [11]

'you need to... make a parody of 'single ladys' '

peter threw the marker at the cup and it landed in [12]

he burst into laughter while you was still processing what was happening

-----CUT-----

tiktok comments section:

timmymarryme - okay but you better buy her that puppy

frogii - lmao yn's face

darlicamelio - this is a masterpiece

peter - @ynylnoffical is still processing this information

tonystank - OH so thats were the ducks were coming from

buckybologna - i better get that hamster

happyhotdog - no seriously @peter stop with the water bottles its giving me grey hairs

ynylnoffical - i hate my life

Happy Diwali! rn its 12:16am on the 4th of November 2021. to all my indians and fellow caribbean people, have a blessed day and Shub Divali.

-{Mimi}