The squad is over at Naruto's house*
Sasuke: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Naruto: ... N-No...
Naruto, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Sasuke, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Kakashi: I see a-
Naruto, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Sasuke: Oh, well I-
Naruto: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Naruto, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Gaara: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Shikamaru: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Naruto: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Naruto: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Naruto, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Naruto: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Kiba, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Naruto:
Sasuke: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Naruto:
Naruto, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
