Naruto: Hewwo.
Sasuke: Hihiiiiii!
Kakashi: Greetings, Humans.
Shikamaru: Three kinds of people.
Gaara: I want pudding.
Naruto: Four kinds of people.
Kiba: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?
Shikamaru: Five kinds of people.
Naruto, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Sasuke: Hey.
Kakashi: Hi.
Gaara: Hello.
Shikamaru: Hey!
Naruto: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Kiba: We were out of Doritos.
Naruto: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Sasuke: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Kakashi: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Sasuke, learn to listen.
Gaara: What if it bites itself and I die?
Shikamaru: That’s voodoo.
Kiba: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Sasuke: That’s correlation, not causation.
Gaara: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Shikamaru: That’s kinky.
Naruto: Oh my God.
Naruto: I CAN'T DO IT!
Sasuke, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Naruto: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Kakashi: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Naruto:
Naruto: I appreciate it,
Naruto: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Gaara: Naruto-
Naruto: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Shikamaru: Naruto we gotta-
Naruto: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Naruto: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Naruto, motioning to Kiba: NOT FUCKING THIS
Naruto: We need to distract these guys
Sasuke: Leave it to me
Sasuke: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Kakashi, Gaara, and Shikamaru: *Immediately begin arguing*
Kiba, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
