*The squad right before Naruto's wedding*
Sasuke: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Kakashi: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Gaara: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Shikamaru: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Kiba, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Naruto: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Sasuke: ...I did. I broke it.
Naruto: No. No you didn't. Kakashi?
Kakashi: Don't look at me. Look at Gaara.
Gaara: What?! I didn't break it.
Kakashi: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Gaara: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Kakashi: Suspicious.
Gaara: No, it's not!
Shikamaru: If it matters, probably not, but Kiba was the last one to use it.
Kiba: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Shikamaru: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Kiba: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Shikamaru!
Sasuke: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Naruto.
Naruto: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Shikamaru: Naruto... Kakashi's been awfully quiet.
Kakashi: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Naruto, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Naruto: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Naruto:
Naruto: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
