Demon Slayer Scenarios

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Tanjiro

Tanjiro: Ok Y/n truth or dare?

Y/n: Truth!

Tanjiro: How many hours have you slept this week? 

Y/n: 

Y/n: Dare...

Tanjiro: I dare you to go to sleep

Y/n: I don't like this game-

Zenitsu

Y/n: How do Inosuke and Tanjiro get out of these big messes?

Zenitsu: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

Inosuke

Inosuke: Welcome to my new vlog where i try out hair products!

Inosuke: Heres the first one

* Sprays hair spray into his mouth *

Y/n: Inosuke no-

Inosuke: This one s not so good...

Giyuu

Y/n: Shinobu, can i talk to you for a second?

Shinobu: Yeah whats up? Lemme guess. You and Giyuu are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Y/n: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.

Shinobu: Oh lord-

Obanai

Mitsuri: Truth or dare?

Y/n: Dare

Mitsuri: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Y/n: Hey Sanemi

* Sanemi smirks *

Sanemi: Yes?

Y/n: Could you move over? I'm trying to get to Iguro

Muichiro

Gyomie: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you have lost throughout your life.

Y/n: Self-Esteem! Haven't seen you in years!

Muichiro: Wooow my childhood! Thank you for finding this!

Zenitsu: I knew i lost potential somewhere! 

Gyomie:

Gyomie: I was just going to show you this blue beaded necklace but do you guys need a hug?!

Muzan

Muzan: Time for plan G

Y/n: Don't you mean plan B?

Muzan: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C do to technical difficulties.

Douma: What about plan D?

Muzan: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half and hour ago.

 Akaza: What about plan E?

Muzan: I'm hoping not to use it. Douma dies in plan E

Y/n and Akaza: I like plan E

Yushiro

Y/n: Yushiro i don't use pet names

Yushiro: Ok what do bees make?

Y/n: Honey?

Yushiro: Yes dear?

Y/n: 

Yushiro: Don't lie to me ever again