Request from AwkwardWritingPotato
Dad Gale headcanons
- Gale is usually the one who breaks up fights among the kids, or when they get angry at something in general. (He's had to drag BEN away from a console before he breaks it).
- He takes care of Vine when he's sick cause Vine has a very bad immune system.
- Don't talk to him before his morning coffee, cause he can't handle anyone's shit until he's caffeinated.
- Since he grew up in the South he's one of those dads who knows way too much about power tools and lawn care. Everyone wishes he would shut the fuck up.
- He doesn't understand half of the modern lingo and he's too concerned to ask what any of it means.
- He can be summed up by two John Mulaney quotes. 1. "You could pour hot soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you." 2. "And I said no, you know, like a liar."
- He often gets guilted into playing games with the kids.
Gale and Jonah headcanons
- Jonah's first encounter with Gale was when he got forced into playing games with BEN, Jonah was playing with them.
- Jonah's first encounter with Gale's dad personality was when they watched him painting Sally and Vine's nails while drinking coffee from an 18-ounce thermos.
- They often get annoyed by Gale constantly shouting "LANGUAGE" at them whenever they curse.
- TRANS BONDING, TRANS BONDING, TRANS BONDING
- Jonah always messes with the others while Gale sits in a corner contemplating his life choices.
-Gale has this talent of knowing when everyone, including Jonah, is feeling down and will not hesitate to do anything in his power to make them happy.
