LMFAO Jokes

Yo mamma! Part 2.

Yo mamma 6. : Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mamma 7. : Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo mamma 8. : Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

Yo mamma 9. : Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!

Yo mamma 10. : Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mamma 11. : Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Yo mamma 12. : Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"

Yo mamma 13. : Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

Yo mamma 14. : Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.

Yo mamma 15.: Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!

Yo mamma 16. : Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.

Yo mamma 17. : Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Yo mamma 18. : Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said, "The one on the roof."

Yo mamma 19. : Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "TWINKIE!"

Yo mamma 20. : Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.

Yo mamma 21. : Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

Yo mamma 22. : Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home

Yo mamma 23. : Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

Yo mamma 24. : Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"

Yo manma 25. : Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

Yo mamma 26. : Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
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I still have a bunch more up my sleeve so be prepared for....PART THREE!!!