Jacob: Ooh you're fine...
Bella: Stop hitting on me.
Edward: I'll hit on you Jacob... With my Volvo.

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Funny Twilight Jokes
AléatoireEnjoy Twilight? Hate it? Neutral? Well here are some funny jokes that'll make you laugh! Just read and laugh.... Read and laugh. (Also for those of you that didn't know, I have a funny Harry Potter joke book also.) Follow and vote for updates! McNu...
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Jacob: Ooh you're fine...
Bella: Stop hitting on me.
Edward: I'll hit on you Jacob... With my Volvo.