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Hello, weary traveler, whom goes by the name youki-why. Sit by the fire and have this oneshot and a cup of tea to recuperate. You've earned it.

djbaadjfh sorry it took so long.

sdbfskfhbhb forgot what to say but have fun reading, and sorry if I got any characters' personalities' off.

I made England cry haha

Idk what to put for warnings here adfjabkfbbg like it's just angst with a big dose of fluff later-

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WE SIGNED THE DIVORCE PAPERS!!!

Wales squealed with laughter as Northern Ireland grabbed their hands and twirled them around. "We did it We did it We did it!! We're going to sing and dance and sing and eat and drink so much I CAN'T WAIT!!" 

Britain gasped for air as he scrambled to a stop in front of European Union's mansion, smiling wider than he had ever smiled before in his life as he ran up the stairs, long white hair coming loose from the ponytail he put it in. He knocked the huge door rapidly, and when EU opened the door, even Scotland couldn't contain her joy and fronted for a second, jumping up and giving the tall man a huge hug.

"Whoa! What's going on- Is this Ireland?"

Scotland smiled breathily and quietly pulled away, pushing Britain forward to take her place. "No, it's Britain. I- We-" The emotions swelled up in him and he started laughing as well, influenced by Ireland and ending up collapsing into EU's outstretched arms, feeling like every emotion that could possibly be experienced was going on in his head right now.

They were brought inside, set on the couch and curling up around EU, tears streaming down Britain's cheeks as he laughed and clutched on to the jacket he was wearing for some stability. Practically everyone was talking, screaming in joy, it was so exciting until it was overwhelming, but it was so good he didn't want it to stop.

He was gone. He didn't own them anymore. They were Free.

Finally after all those years of repression and terror He finally realized how Screwed they were, and did something about it.

The only thing he regretted was not realizing it sooner. He couldn't believe that he was that stupid.

"We were in court with France." He blurted out, pain in his tears even though he was still smiling, EU holding his body securely. "We signed those papers. We're not married anymore. Oh my god I was so STUPID-"

The tears became painful and Britain started bawling into EU's side, reliving every moment. Trying to avoid France's glare, the way they were just standing side by side in front of the judge, listening to his lawyer recounting his statements and listening to France reject All of them. No he did not hit them. He would never abuse them. No there wasn't neglect. He is a grown man, not a child, how could I possibly Neglect them. Yes Of Course I Love Him. I Married Him. I Wouldn't Have Wanted To Let Him Go.

It was only England's last stead of courage that let them walk out of that building with their head held high, right pass France's dark pink stare, right out those double front doors and into the outside world. 

All Britain did was be the face of the body. All he did was just be there. All he did was chain everyone down and make them all suffer through all these years. It was all his fault this whole time.

Oh for heaven's sake. I wasn't gone for years just to come back out to watch this shit going down Just to see you sob your eyes out. England get out there or something. Do what you're worth for.

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