Get Used To Being A Fucking Dumbass - Kiribaku Mpreg

Chapter 3

Chapter 3

Three weeks later

Katsuki woke up feeling like shit. He was tired and nauseous and his muscles hurt. He was officially in the second trimester of his pregnancy. And he still hadn't told Eijirou. He was still worried. With the amount that Eijirou knew about pregnancy, he really had to hide his symptoms well. Speaking of hiding things, he was currently standing alone in his locked bathroom. He had just gotten out of the shower and was looking in the mirror.

He had a baby bump. He hadn't thought about how he'd hide that from Eijirou. And if the baby was big enough for him to be showing, that meant he had to think about their safety during work. Which meant he'd have to talk to his boss. And tell her he hasn't told Eijirou.

He was fourteen weeks pregnant and Eijirou had no idea. He put his hands on his small bump where his abs used to be and stroked it for a while. He'd have to change in the bathroom if he didn't want Eijirou to notice. And their sex life would crash and burn if he didn't want Eijirou to notice. And he couldn't have Eijirou touching his stomach or he'd notice he didn't have abs.

Obviously it was easier to just tell Eijirou the truth, but dumbasses will be dumbasses. The author needs a plot, okay?

Katsuki dropped his hands and squatted down to open the lowest drawer under the sink. He reached into the very back of it and grabbed a bottle of prenatal vitamins. He took his for the day and put it back.

"Babe? You good in there? The shower turned off a while ago and you're still not out," Eijirou said from outside the door, "Do you need help with anything?"

"No! No. I'm fine. I'll be out in a second," Katsuki said quickly.

"Okay..."

Katsuki sighed and grabbed his clothes, noticing that his sweatpants were a little too tight and he had to untie the drawstring to loosen them. He hadn't made them looser in years. He threw on Eijirou's T-Shirt, which concealed his tiny bump, then left the bathroom.

"Isn't that my shirt?" Eijirou asked.

"Yeah," Katsuki said, leaving no room for discussion.

"Alrighty then. It's a bit big on you, though," Eijirou pointed out.

"No shit, Sherlock," Katsuki snorted, "It's comfy, so fuck off."

"Alright, alright," Eijirou said, putting his hands up in surrender.

"Smells like you.." Katsuki whispered, leaning his head down to sniff the collar.

Eijirou laughed and leaned against the bathroom doorway. "I have a smell?"

"Your cologne and shampoo," Katsuki said, "Anyway, I want chocolate chip pancakes. I'll be downstairs making that."

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"So, you wanted to speak to me?" Katsuki's boss said once the door to her office was closed.

"Yeah... So, Muraoka," he addressed her, "I need to talk about work."

"Well I'm your boss and you asked to speak to me privately, so I'm not surprised," she laughed.

"Right," he huffed, "I think I'm going to need some changes to my costume."

"Okay. Why?" she asked.

"Uh.. I need something that's more protective around my stomach. I'm pregnant," he said finally. Telling someone that wasn't his doctor felt so relieving.

"Holy shit! Really?" she asked, "Are you sure?"

"Yeah. I went to a clinic and got a uterus again- from the same person that hit me with the quirk originally, too. It isn't a hysterical pregnancy again, trust me, I have a recording of the heartbeat on my phone."