Get Used To Being A Fucking Dumbass - Kiribaku Mpreg

Chapter 18

Sorry that it's so short. It was hard for me to write this one for some reason, and I really just wanted to get something posted.  

Chapter 18

Katsuki woke up to the sound of crying. He yawned and looked around, realizing he was in a hospital. It clicked, and he remembered that he gave birth, then, he assumed, fell asleep.

"Ei?" he called out tiredly.

"Oh! Hey, you're awake! Good, good! It was hard to feed them without waking you. As you can probably hear, it didn't work very well," Eijirou laughed.

"Why didn't you just wake me up, dumbass?" Katsuki snorted.

"You looked tired! You gave birth to five babies, that's worth letting you take a nap."

"Just bring over the babies. They have to eat," Katsuki sighed. Eijirou shrugged and brought over two of the three, that being all he could carry. He laid the two girls down on Katsuki's chest, giving Katsuki a kiss on the cheek before going back to get the newborn boy. "So how long was I asleep?" Katsuki asked.

"About half an hour, maybe less," Eijirou answered, walking over with the crying boy and sitting next to Katsuki on the bed. Katsuki nodded and gently guided the two girls to eat. Eijirou kissed the side of his head. "You did so well, you know. I'm so proud of you."

Katsuki sighed. "We lost two... three, in all.." he whispered.

"Yeah, but we have three healthy babies too. I wish the other three made it, Katsu, but there's nothing we can do now but grieve and be there for our kids."

Katsuki leaned his head on Eijirou's shoulder. "You think things will be calmer now? Yeah, we'll have so many more kids but.. but they're out now, right?"

Eijirou nodded. "Maybe. Or maybe it'll be harder. Who knows?"

He closed his eyes and nearly fell back asleep, when one of the girls sucked a little too hard. Like, if she had teeth, she would have bitten him. He hissed in pain and opened his eyes. He looked down to see which girl was on his left and glared at her hair. Then, he actually got a good look at her hair and cackled with laughter.

"Wha-? What's so funny?" Eijirou asked.

"She's a redhead!" Katsuki snorted, "Like- the hair color redhead! Her hair is orange! That's not a gene I thought she'd get-"

"Oh shit, you're right, she is! Well, it's more strawberry blonde," Eijirou said.

"We've never had a redheaded kid. I really didn't think either of us carried that gene. No one in my family is a redhead," Katsuki said.

"Same, but I don't really know anyone on my dad's side, so maybe that's where it came from," Eijirou answered.

"Well, she's beautiful no matter where she got it," Katsuki laughed, "And definitely unique."

"We have a lot of blondes," Eijirou noted, "Two of the newborns are blonde," he nodded to the baby on the right side of Katsuki's chest, a beautiful blonde, and the baby boy he was holding, also a beautiful blonde, "And Sachiko, and kind of Miki, but also not, and Koshiro.. That's like half."

"Nearly, yeah. Four out of nine. Five out of nine if you count Miki," Katsuki agreed, "What are we gonna name the triplets? I was too busy making sure they were healthy during my pregnancy to think of names."

"Hmm... I've been thinking about a few. I thought about Etsuko, for a girl, and Naoko for a boy. I don't know what to name the other girl, though," Eijirou said.

"Mizuki," Katsuki answered, "The only name I came up with. I was hoping one of them would look like my mom. Mizuki, Mitsuki... Ya know? And one does.."

"So, Mizuki, Etsuko, and Naoko? Mizuki for the blonde, Etsuko for the redhead?" Eijirou clarified.

Katsuki nodded. "Yeah, that sounds good."

There was a knock at the door, and Katsuki called for them to come in. In walked the same group of people that you'd expect, their parents, the Seros, and their kids (Nozomi had Koshiro in her arms). Katsuki smiled tiredly at them.

"Hey," he said roughly.

"Weren't there five?" Arakan asked, insensitively. He didn't exactly know how to be sensitive, he was still only eight.

Katsuki sighed. "Yeah, there were. It... It's sad, but.. Two of them didn't make it, bug. Sometimes that stuff happens."

Arakan frowned. "Oh... Did they die?"

Katsuki stiffened at the brutal question.

"Ara, don't just ask that!" Miki hissed maturely, "Daddy and Papa lost kids! That's gotta feel icky. You can't just ask stuff like that."

Katsuki took a deep breath, but Eijirou answered for him. "They didn't die," Eijirou said, "But, they just never had a chance to live. They weren't alive when they were born... so... We have three."

Arakan nodded slowly. "That makes sense... I think."

"Just come over and meet them, okay? Etsuko is the redhead, Mizuki is the blonde girl, and Naoko is the boy," Katsuki said.

Mitsuki's eyes widened, "Mizuki? Sounds an awful lot like Mitsuki to me, Katsuki."

"So many 'uki's," Mina snorted.

"She looks like you," Katsuki shrugged.

"Bug, that's so sweet!" she laughed, "Who knew you had a heart?!"

"Shut up, hag!" he hissed, "Fuckin rude."

"I'm joking, whimp," she retorted, "Now show me my new grandbabies."