Chapter 10One week later
Katsuki crawled over Eijirou. "Babe," He said, plopping down onto his lap.
Eijirou hummed tiredly, "What's up, baby?" He put his hands on his hips and rubbed small circles into them with his thumbs.
Katsuki rubbed his hands up and down Eijirou's chest. "You smell good," Katsuki said.
"Do I now?" Eijirou laughed, opening his eyes to look at the man on top of him.
"Yeah," Katsuki leaned down and kissed his neck, "Taste good too."
"What're you looking to get, Katsuki?" Eijirou asked.
"You know how I'm the second trimester people get more energy and are therefore hornier?" Katsuki asked. Eijirou nodded. "Well I'm in the second trimester."
"Barely. Next week is the last week of the second trimester, but yeah, I know what you're getting at," Eijirou said.
"So fuck me, Ei," Katsuki said bluntly, "if you know what I'm getting at."
Eijirou smirked. "Straight to the point. Alright, how do you want me? What would be the most comfortable?"
"My back's sore as fuck. I can start by riding you, but my legs are gonna give out and I wanna be a fucking pillow princess right now..." Katsuki said.
"Okay... Well we could do doggy style? That might stretch out your back," Eijirou said.
"Eh, too much work. Also, I wanna see you."
Eijirou nodded slowly. "We could be laying on our sides facing each other, then?"
Katsuki nodded. They rolled so they were in that position. Katsuki took a deep breath, then said, "This feels wrong." He rolled onto his back and sighed. "Oh- fuck, this actually feel fantastic."
Eijirou laughed and got on top of him. "We haven't even started yet and you already feel fantastic. Guess I'm doing something right."
Katsuki rolled his eyes. "Just fuck me, dumbass."
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15 weeks later because I have no more plot in between
Katsuki was sitting in a boring meeting, 40 weeks pregnant, and tired as fuck. The meeting was long and boring. He'd only been in it for a few minutes, and he knew he still had an hour to go, but he was already wishing it would just end.
He felt a pop in his lower regions, then felt his seat start to soak with liquid. The only thing that could've made this meeting worse happened. He went into labor.
He put a hand on his bump and tried to stay calm. Even if the meeting was boring, it was important and he could sit through it for an hour before going to the hospital. He was still in the early stages, and it was only an hour.
A few minutes later the contractions started. And they were bad. Very very bad. The most painful early labor contractions he'd ever felt. He could feel his son slide lower, meaning he was already dilated a good bit.
He took a few deep breaths to keep from screaming and gripped the table tightly. He kept quiet about his small groans and huffs of pain.
Eijirou was presenting toward the end of the meeting, so Katsuki knew he couldn't interrupt now or Eijirou would have to leave. And his presentation was important to one of the missions.
Katsuki kept himself quiet for the next hour. He could feel that by the end of the meeting, his son was nearly crowning. People started to get up to leave, but he stayed rooted in his seat. He couldn't stand. He thought the baby might just fall out if he did that.
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Get Used To Being A Fucking Dumbass - Kiribaku Mpreg
FanfictionKatsuki found the woman who hit him with the fertility quirk. He had her use her quirk on him, in a professional setting this time, and what do you know? He got pregnant. But, he's a fucking dumbass and the rest of his family are fucking dumbasses...