The avengers can text! (And so can Loki thank you very much)

agent Agent Coulson. (Phil)

Tony: hey guys guess what?

Steve:what?

Tony:agent is here!

Steve: oh Phil is out of the hospital?

Nat: yay Phil is back!

Clint: PHIL IS OKAY!!!

Thor: THE SON OF COUL HAS SURVIVED!

Loki: ......

Bruce:how ya doin' Phil?

Tony:okay, why is he Phil to everyone but me?

Phil: because you think my name is Agent.

Tony:your name IS agent. Agent coulson. First name Agent, last name Coulson.

Phil: is agent hill's first name agent?

Tony: noooooo! It's Maria.

Phil:alright you make no sense.

Clint: you just got that?

Phil: no, it just needed to be stated. But in regards to what I just got there is something. I was reading through the texts that were sent and I noticed Natasha told you all what happened in Budapest.

Clint:uh I can explain.

Tony: so.... Do you get all, of the texts we send or just the publicly sent messages?

Phil: I get all of them, but I-after making the mistake of reading them the first time-Do not read any of The texts you or Loki send each other.

Loki: agent? I feel compelled to apologize for my... Mistake. Did you heal alright? Any permenant damage can be fixed by magic if necessary.

Phil: I have had quite enough of magic thank you. But yes, I healed well.

Loki: alright. I am glad.

Tony: how did S.H.I.E.L.D even get through J.A.R.V.I.S? (A/N so many acronyms, :) )

Phil: J.A.R.V.I.S let us in.

Tony:J.A.R.V.I.S you traitorous wretch!

J: I would apologize, but I am not sorry.

Tony: I will turn you into a toaster so help me science.

J: science cannot help you now.

Tony: ok Siri.

J:insulting me will get you nowhere!

Tony:did I strike a nerve Cortana?

J has blocked the chat room.

Tony:hahaha.

Loki:did the computer just... Throw a fit?

Nat: I didn't know that was possible.

Tony:you think so little of me? :(

Phil: anyway. Clint about the report that you filed. It said that Black Widow was in cahoots with an underground terrorist ring. I hardly think the ballet fits the bill.

Clint: it was the Russian ballet!

Phil:you know what this means.

Clint: agent no!

Phil: The texts are going in the report.

Clint:*sigh* yes sir.

Phil: sorry Barton, I will need the video that was taken of your show as well.

Clint: NNOOOOOOO.

Tony: there is a video? I want it!

Nat:no Stark, just no.

Tony: meanie.

Clint has blocked the chat room.

Tony:the baby ballerina has left the building!

Nat: Tony open my door.

Tony:why?

Nat:J.A.R.V.I.S locked me in.

Tony: stupid robot.

A/N okay, so there was no good place to end this. Sorry! But anyway, on to the important bit. I need help. I am running out of ideas and would love to do some Avengers role play! I need people to roleplay everyone except Tony (me) and the best will be used in this story! Message me if you are interested and anyhelp would be great! Thx! Tonya😎