The avengers can text! (And so can Loki thank you very much)

Chapter three. Why do they ship us?!?!?!

Tony:rock of ages.

Loki:stark.

Clint:wow.

Nat:what?

Thor:IT APPEARS THAT MY BROTHER AND THE MAN OF IRON HAVE TENSIONS.

Clint:you could cut it with A knife.

Bruce:*squeals likes A fangirl*

Clint:manly, Bruce. Keep it manly.

Bruce:*squeals like the worlds manliest fangirl*

Clint:better.

Nat:soooo.....you guys went out last night?

Tony:IT WAS NOT A DATE!!!!

Loki:IT WAS NOT A DATE!!!

Nat:never said it was.

Tony:this is black mail. You are black mailing us.

Bruce:your "us" now? Awwww.

Loki:what stark means to say is

Clint:I bet you know what he means since your in loooooove with hiiiiim!!!

Nat:ooooooooh

Bruce:oooooh

Thor:OOOOH

Loki:why do you do this to the men you call brother and friend.

Thor:TIS TRUE THAT I KNOW NOT OF THIS SHIPPING. BUT I DO FIND THE IDEA OF

YOUR PAIRING TO BE A PLEASING PROSPECT.

nat:see? Even Thor gets it.

Loki:silence! You mewling babe.

Clint:did you just call nat A babe?

Tony:it mean child in Viking.

Clint:awww! You speak his language. Has he shown you A whole new world yet?

Bruce: so it with me guys.

Nat:I can show you the woooorld

Bruce:Shining, shimmering, spleeeeendiiiid

Steve:tell me princess, when did you last let your heart decide?

Nat:you know Aladdin Steve?

Steve:it's the first movie I saw after I thawed out. I watched it like A hundred times.

Clint:great! You can help us set the mood! Hit it Steve!

Steve:I can open your eyeeees take you wonder by woooondeeer.

Clint over sideways and under on A magic carpet ride.

Loki:enough.

Bruce:A whole new woooorld.

Nat. A new fantastic point of vieeew.

Tony:ENOUGH! You are all of you beneath me.

Nat:don't quote Loki on me!

Loki:😸. I am a god! You dull creature!

Tony:and I will not be bullied by the likes of you!

Nat:he never said that last bit.

Loki:I intended to.

The man:what the hell are y'all talkin about?

Tony:fury? You hacked our group text?

Thor:I AM PLEASED TO SEE THAT THE DIRECTOR OF FURY HAS DECIDED TO JOIN US!

The man:frankly I don't care if your pleased or not. Something's up.

Nat:what is it?

The man:there is a very large group of young girls downstairs calling for ultimate power and our resident stupid genius to go down there. So. Stark, Loki, handle it.

Loki:as if you can make me.

J.A.R.V.I.S: mr laufeyson has blocked this group.

Tony: brilliant.

The man:hadle it.

J.A.R.V.I.S: director fury has blocked this group.

Tony:bloody hell.

Authors note. As you can see I update very frequently. This is my story but the characters are not mine (don't I wish they were) anyway, there is quite A bit of (hopefully) funny frostiron argument. So vote in the comments. If you want there to be romance then vote YES. If you Want it to stay awkward then vote NO. thx. Tonya