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Loki: I'm sorry Anthony. It was just a prank. 😁

Tony:I'm not speaking to you.

Loki:it was a joke!

Clint:???

Nat: Crap. What did he do?

Steve: What's happening?

Bruce: What did you do Tony.

Tony:it wasn't me! Loki found it amusing to try and fly my suit, turn it green! And then LIE about it!

Loki: I am the god of lies! I am a habitual liar! What did you EXPECT???

Bruce:that's funny.

Clint:so what's the verdict Tony?

Tony: I think that Loki owes me a favor.

Loki: Okay. In return for forgiveness, I will give each member of this team ONE truth. I will answer their question with complete honesty.

Tony: Okay fair enough, Bruce first.

Bruce: Loki are you scared of me?

Loki: Absolutely terrified. As in wet myself in fear terrified.

Bruce:Oh my gosh hahahhaa.

Loki: I hate you.

Bruce:ah-ah? Don't make me angry.

Loki:*growls*

Tony: Steve?

Steve: Hmmm........ Pass. I don't have one yet. Natasha?

Nat: What is you're secret hobby.

Loki: No, not that one!

Tony: You said any question.

Loki: Fine....... I enjoy...... Knitting and crocheting

Nat: That is..... adorable, actually. Make me a sweater will ya? Purple and red?

Loki:..... Maybe.

Nat:😁

Tony: Me now! What do you think of my facial hair?

Loki: To be honest, I am utterly confused by it. Is it a Beard or a Mustache?

Tony: What??? You don't like my beautiful facial growth?

Clint: Hey, calm your feathers dude.

Tony: BUT I CAN'T!!!!! I AM UGLY!!! MY FACE IS AN ABYSMAL MESS OF CONFUSING FACIAL HAIR AND NO ONE HAS EVER TOLD ME!!! OH MY GOSH HOW LONG HAVE I HAD THIS HORRIFYING THING AND NO ONE TOLD ME.

Nat: Okay Tony's having a beard-life crisis.

Tony: That's it! I'm going to go shave!

Bruce: Oooh someone's gonna kick the donkey.

J.A.R.V.I.S: Mr. Stark has blocked this group.

Steve:... So next question?

Loki: I suppose. Stark will come around at some point.

Steve: Are you really that mean or is it just an act to keep people at a safe distance?

Loki: I suppose that it is an act. I have always felt that people would disappoint me if I let them get to close.

Nat: Loki, I'm shocked. You didn't even hesitate.

Bruce: Needed to get that off of you're chest?

Loki: Yes.

Clint: That's deep man. I feel for you.

Nat:me too.

Steve: Same here.

Bruce: Now you're making me feel bad for the other guy smashing you.

Loki: Thank you..... 😏

Tony: I am now clean-shaven. I hope you are happy Loki.

Loki: Anthony, I didn't mean to offend you. I simply stated a thought.

Tony: I'm not offended.

Clint: My question! Loki, if you had to pick one person besides Tony to get stuck on an abandoned island with, who would it be?

Loki: Hmm..... I think I would pick agent Romanov, she would bs decent company.

Clint: Oh hell no! I am the only one to be abandoned with Natasha anywhere!!!

Loki:👀 overreact much?

Clint: That's enough of that.

Thor: HELLO ALL.

Tony: Hey bar is, where ya been?

Thor: I WAS WITH THE LADY JANE AND DARCY. AND I HAVE READ THE AGREEMENT. LOKI, DO YOU TRULY BELIEVE THAT WE ARE NOT BROTHERS?

Loki: No. I do not! I think of you as a brother now are you happy?

Thor: VERY MUCH SO.

Loki: ☺

Tony: Okay, question for everyone. Why do y'all think that everything I say is some sort of innuendo?

Steve: That's easy. You are a walking innuendo.

Tong: *gasp* that is so wrong Steve. So, so wrong.

A/N. Hey you 😊 I am not so sure of this chapter but it WA fun to write so. I have a request of you readers. Take a moment and comment a question for any of the avengers (or Loki) and 'they' will answer!!! So ask anything you can think of!!! Thx for reading! Tonya😎

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