Loki: I'm sorry Anthony. It was just a prank. 😁
Tony:I'm not speaking to you.
Loki:it was a joke!
Clint:???
Nat: Crap. What did he do?
Steve: What's happening?
Bruce: What did you do Tony.
Tony:it wasn't me! Loki found it amusing to try and fly my suit, turn it green! And then LIE about it!
Loki: I am the god of lies! I am a habitual liar! What did you EXPECT???
Bruce:that's funny.
Clint:so what's the verdict Tony?
Tony: I think that Loki owes me a favor.
Loki: Okay. In return for forgiveness, I will give each member of this team ONE truth. I will answer their question with complete honesty.
Tony: Okay fair enough, Bruce first.
Bruce: Loki are you scared of me?
Loki: Absolutely terrified. As in wet myself in fear terrified.
Bruce:Oh my gosh hahahhaa.
Loki: I hate you.
Bruce:ah-ah? Don't make me angry.
Loki:*growls*
Tony: Steve?
Steve: Hmmm........ Pass. I don't have one yet. Natasha?
Nat: What is you're secret hobby.
Loki: No, not that one!
Tony: You said any question.
Loki: Fine....... I enjoy...... Knitting and crocheting
Nat: That is..... adorable, actually. Make me a sweater will ya? Purple and red?
Loki:..... Maybe.
Nat:😁
Tony: Me now! What do you think of my facial hair?
Loki: To be honest, I am utterly confused by it. Is it a Beard or a Mustache?
Tony: What??? You don't like my beautiful facial growth?
Clint: Hey, calm your feathers dude.
Tony: BUT I CAN'T!!!!! I AM UGLY!!! MY FACE IS AN ABYSMAL MESS OF CONFUSING FACIAL HAIR AND NO ONE HAS EVER TOLD ME!!! OH MY GOSH HOW LONG HAVE I HAD THIS HORRIFYING THING AND NO ONE TOLD ME.
Nat: Okay Tony's having a beard-life crisis.
Tony: That's it! I'm going to go shave!
Bruce: Oooh someone's gonna kick the donkey.
J.A.R.V.I.S: Mr. Stark has blocked this group.
Steve:... So next question?
Loki: I suppose. Stark will come around at some point.
Steve: Are you really that mean or is it just an act to keep people at a safe distance?
Loki: I suppose that it is an act. I have always felt that people would disappoint me if I let them get to close.
Nat: Loki, I'm shocked. You didn't even hesitate.
Bruce: Needed to get that off of you're chest?
Loki: Yes.
Clint: That's deep man. I feel for you.
Nat:me too.
Steve: Same here.
Bruce: Now you're making me feel bad for the other guy smashing you.
Loki: Thank you..... 😏
Tony: I am now clean-shaven. I hope you are happy Loki.
Loki: Anthony, I didn't mean to offend you. I simply stated a thought.
Tony: I'm not offended.
Clint: My question! Loki, if you had to pick one person besides Tony to get stuck on an abandoned island with, who would it be?
Loki: Hmm..... I think I would pick agent Romanov, she would bs decent company.
Clint: Oh hell no! I am the only one to be abandoned with Natasha anywhere!!!
Loki:👀 overreact much?
Clint: That's enough of that.
Thor: HELLO ALL.
Tony: Hey bar is, where ya been?
Thor: I WAS WITH THE LADY JANE AND DARCY. AND I HAVE READ THE AGREEMENT. LOKI, DO YOU TRULY BELIEVE THAT WE ARE NOT BROTHERS?
Loki: No. I do not! I think of you as a brother now are you happy?
Thor: VERY MUCH SO.
Loki: ☺
Tony: Okay, question for everyone. Why do y'all think that everything I say is some sort of innuendo?
Steve: That's easy. You are a walking innuendo.
Tong: *gasp* that is so wrong Steve. So, so wrong.
A/N. Hey you 😊 I am not so sure of this chapter but it WA fun to write so. I have a request of you readers. Take a moment and comment a question for any of the avengers (or Loki) and 'they' will answer!!! So ask anything you can think of!!! Thx for reading! Tonya😎
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