The avengers can text! (And so can Loki thank you very much)

Chapter five. Deadpool hacks the group chat.

Tony:hey guys...

Nat:hey

Clint:what's up?

Bruce:hey you.

Steve:what it do?

Bruce:what do you mean "what it do?"

Thor:THIS IS MY QUESTION AS WELL.

Steve:Clint told me to say it.

Clint:whaaaaat?

Tony: I can believe that.

Bruce:so tony, where's loki?

Tony:HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!?!?

Thor:HES SO TOUCHYYYYY.

Nat:awww....are yall fighting.

Tony:for the last f***ing time I am not dating that a**hole

Chimichanga man:no cursing! Think about the readers!

Bruce:readers?

Chimichanga man:nvm. What's up?

Loki:hello all. This is my son.

Chimichanga man: sup?

Tony:YOU HAVE A SON!?!?!?

Loki:I have seven children. Eight counting wade.

Bruce:wow.

Clint:drama bomb!

Nat:I knew that he had kids. I can name some of them.

Loki:they have already been named?

Nat:I mean that I know some of their names. Hela,jorgumund, fenrir, narvi, narfi, sleipnir.

Clint:isn't sleipnir Odins horse?

Loki: yes. What of it?

Steve:so Odin is good with riding his own grandchild?

Bruce:that's sorta messed up.

Loki: in what way?

Tony:they see me rolling. They hating!

Loki:what?

Tony: dude search riding dirty.

Loki:......

Nat:why'd you do that?!?!

Bruce:he's going to adopt that as his theme song.

Chimichanga man: I like big butts and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny!

Tony:you need to make your name shorter.

Steve:why?

Tony:it's just too long.

Chimichanga man:brb!

Nat:ok?

Bob:hi I'm back!

Bruce:what's wrong with wade?

Steve:ya?

Bob:Mi no speakei English-o

Loki: that is the most accurate midgardian music I have ever heard. It shall now be my theme song!

Bruce:told ya.

Steve:aye yay y.

Bob:A REEE BA RE BA RE BA!!!!

Loki:let us go wade. We have plans to be made.

Tony:uh oh.

Steve:avengers... Assemble.

Tony:yup

Bruce:yeah

Nat:obviously

Thor:AYE

Clint:of course...*face palms*

Authors note. Hi! I don't know who's been reading my story but thx A bunch! Tonya. 😎