Chapter four. Drunk tony.

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Tony:wassup my people!!!!

Nat:hey tony

Clint:sup

Thor:GREETINGS.

Steve:hi!

Loki:would all of you just shut up?!?!?!.

Bruce:hey tony, your boyfriend is pissed.

Tony:awww why r u pissed beeutiful?

Loki:stark? What is wrong with you?

Tony:I'm too sexy for my shirt! Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it huuuurts!

Clint:aaaand he's wasted.

Nat:yup

Steve:wasted?

Bruce:drunk.

Steve:aaahh.

Thor:I WISH TO ASK THE MAN OF IRON VARIOUS QUESTIONS WHILE HE IS INTOXICATED! HIS ANSWERS WILL BE MOST COMEDIC.

Loki:for once I actually agree with Thor

Tony:jrjlnetnjreglnvr

Clint:try that one again?

Tony:ur mom.

Clint:your intellect is remarkable

Tony:thx birdie booyyyyy

Nat:tony who is your favorite avenger?

Tony: rhodeeeeey!

Steve:he's not an avenger.

Tony:😿

Bruce:what is your favorite movie?

Tony:Twilight.

Clint:GAAAAAY

Thor:upon what day was your birth?

Tony:dec21

Steve:what do you think of Loki?

Bruce:good one Steve!!!

Nat:ok wow, we are finally gonna know. Sort of

Thor:TELL US YOUR FEELINGS TOWARD MY BROTHER!!!!

J.A.R.V.I.S:it appears that mr stark has passed out.

Bruce:what?!?!

Clint:cmon!

Nat:👿

Steve:really?!?

Loki:of all the bad times to pop out and say goodnight sadly, I must be going.

Thor:GOODEVENING BROTHER.

Loki:*sighs*

Authors note. Hi sorry this was short but I wasn't feelin it today. 🙎 anywho. Thx for reading! Tonya.

P.s loki was hungover (hence the Whinee "everyone shut up" thing)

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