There were two homies. Their names were Jeremy and Chad. Jeremy was a tall and lanky person with long, platinum blonde hair and green eyes. Chad was quite the large lad in just about every respect. He was tall and built with short, brown hair and brown eyes. This is a story about the two of them overcoming adversity and strengthening their friendship.
We begin this scene at 10:31 a.m. Central Daylight Time. Chad had just arrived at Jeremy's humble abode. It is a small, blue house with a nice patio and plenty of hanging flower pots:
Chad opens the door to let himself in and he shouts, "Ah yes, hello homie! I have arrived for the Vibe Session!" The Vibe Session is a weekly tradition for the two compatriots where they will come together on a Saturday and hang out or hit the town.
Jeremy wheels around the corner and strikes quite the righteous Jojo Stance. A Jojo Stance is a reference to the show Jojo's Bizarre Adventure where the characters will strike strange poses. "Well hello there my good friend of mine!" Jeremy stops and has a look of shock on his face.
Chad sees this and his expression turns to worry. "What is it, homie? You seem quite distressed." Chad asks out of concern for his friend.
"The snacks . . . You have forgotten the snacks. Did you not receive my message, laden with shrimp emojis, beseeching you to acquire the best chips comprehensible by our mortal minds?" Jeremy asks with an almost desperate tone in his voice. Chad looks at his phone and loe and behold, there the message resides. Sent and read an hour ago, but forgotten in the heat of passion.
"Ah, i apologize, homie of mine." Chad days in a somber tone, but then his attitude shifts back to unbridled positivity. "Let me make it up to you by taking you, my dearest friend and most radical homie, to the grocery store to purchase such chips."
Jeremy's face return to the joyous expression that only come from knowing the Vibe Session shall resume. "That sounds most epic, gamer. Shall we be off then?" Jeremy asks as he is already wearing his shoes and a million dollar smile.
"Yes we shall!" Chad responds with great enthusiasm as he returns and heads out the door and to his Toyota Corolla which has quite a detailed mural of him and Jeremy in Viking attire, complete with battle axes. The two homies get into their car and arrive at their local Target at 10:59 Central Daylight Time. "Aga we have arrived in record time. Do you concur that this is quite pog-champ, my good lad?" Chad asks as he springs from his Toyota Carolla.
Jeremy also springs out of the vehicle with ample excitement to acquire the chips. "Yes indeed, my most radically rad compatriot." The two walk into the store with a calm demeanor but are both in a very joyous mood. They arrive at the chip aisle and begin to scour the many shelves. As they search for the chips, they begin to lose hope as they do not see the them.
"What kind of a god, would let this hotties event come to pass?" Chad mutters as he looks at the price tag with a grin expression.
Jeremy instantly realizes the situation and falls to his knees. "Why? Why must such a scenario come to pass?" He asks as he points his head to the sky, as if to ask whatever cruel entity allowed this to come to pass. The two try their best to console one another as they grieve. The occasional passerby who would want chips would just keep walking by the aisle at the sight of such loss. The two stand and prepare to leave, wiping their tears and regaining their composure.
Chad turns to Jeremy, "Homie, my most bodacious homie, are you gonna be alright? We can still turn this around. Can we not?"
Chad forces a smile to cheer up his dear friend, but before Jeremy had a chance to answer, his face lights up to something he sees last Chad. Chad turns around after seeing the rising excitement in his dear friend and is left speechless at the sight of what has caused said rising excitement. A slightly uncomfortable employee approaches them with the new restock of Garden Salsa SunChips. Without a word, the two homies grab several of the bags and head to checkout.
"Aha! The Vibe Session is still on! No entity I'm the great behind can stop fate!" Jeremy declares. Chad responds with a victorious strew of both hooting and hollering. The two lay for their chips at the self checkout counter, as any mortal cashier cannot handle their powerful energy. The Vibe Session was carried out by the homies in the most amazing manner possible. It was glorious.
