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*Rin Crying in the corner* Haru: why is he crying? Kiyoko sipping tea: I told him he couldn't get the shark plushie
Rin: Is it me or is it hot in here? Kiyoko: just open the window- Rin: I think it's just obviously me Kiyoko: I want a divorce
Interviewer: So what's it like dating one of the most acclaimed swimmers? Kiyoko: Think of the most civilised and mature person Interviewer: ... Kiyoko: Then toss that idea out the window, burn it, and replace it with a mood ass shark
Rei: I'm going to jump! I've had enough, I can't do breaststroke no matter what! Rin: Nagisa: Kiyoko sipping tea: Nagisa: DO A FLIP!
Kisumi: hey, rin, are u a big spoon or the little spoon? Rin: I AM A KNIFE Kisumi turning to Kiyoko* Kiyoko: He's the little spoon.
Rin: *kisses koko* Kiyoko: What's this? Rin: Affection. Kiyoko: Disgusting Kiyoko: Kiyoko: do it again
Rin: I'm the captain here! Kiyoko: rin-rin you're making do laps because they ate the last cookie-, RIN MOMO IS DROWNING!
Kiyoko: Hey Rin Rin: yeah beautiful? Kiyoko: have u ever been in love? Rin: twice? Kiyoko: wait what? Rin: Yeah you and... Kiyoko glaring at him: got on Rin: remember that character... from shark tale... Lola? Kiyoko: Kiyoko: YOU HAD A CRUSH ON A FISH?!
[sosuke helping out rin with baby while Kiyoko is at work] Rin reading baby formula: "Shake well before feeding" Sosuke looking at the baby: okay Sosuke: [picks up baby] Rin: so yeah-, SOSUKE!
Kiyoko: you're an idiot Rin smirking: YEAH IM YOUR IDIOT [flexes ring] Kiyoko: fuck
Kiyoko: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him sometimes. What should I do? Nagisa: Punch him in the stomach! Then, when he doubles over, kiss him! Rei: Tackle him Albert: dump him Haru: kick him in the shin. Makoto: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK RIN TO BEND DOWN. Rin barging into the room: Koko! You're literally four feet shorter than me!
Seijuro: I accidentally sent a flirty text to Kiyoko instead of someone else... Rin found out. How long do I have left? Sosuke: ten Seijuro: ten what? Sosuke watching Rin fastly approaching them: six, five four...
Kiyoko: Accept your flaws and you'll feel better. It worked for me Nagisa: aww that's good Koko-chan! Haru: Rin: I'm so proud of you babe- Kiyoko: oh not me, I meant that i accepted your's Rinny. Nagisa: Haru: [stifling] Rin in tears: babe!
[at an aquarium] Makoto: Look, Kiyoko! There are so many fish at the aquarium, Kiyoko with Rin's head leaning on her's: Wow! there's so much wildlife, it's like looking at the great barrier reef! Rin wondering if Haru found the restroom: Look at the gigantic ray over there! Rei: look at Haru swimming there! all of them: all of them: WAIT-?! HARU!
Sosuke: can i help u? Haru: probably not Sosuke: what the fuvk is that supposed to mean? Haru: Whatever it fuvking what I want it to mean!
[rin, Kiyoko and Albert sitting in the lounge room] Kiyoko: Rin: You have nothing to worry about in this relationship. I love her, I'll look after her. Albert: Okay, but I have to ask you something. What was the name of that talking pig from a kid's movie? Rin: the movie from charlotte's web? Albert: yeah that one! Rin: Wilbur Albert looking at Kiyoko: I TOLD YOU! The pig's name wasn't called Charlotte! Rin gasping looking at kiyoko: I am offended.
Kiyoko: You remind me of the ocean Rin: Because I'm deep and mysterious? Kiyoko: No, cause your fvcking moody and salty, and scare the sh!t out of people.
