Melina: My pig Alexei died last night
Alexei: We all die one day-
Melina: I killed him
Alexei: *shocked* … What are you implying?
Melina: *cleans knives while looking at Alexei* Nothing
Yelena and Natasha: *used to the BS*
Y/N: *sitting around, trying to read a book peacefully* … I’m so glad I married into such a kind, loving family
Yelena: None of us in this family is loving
Natasha: Yelena, it’s called sarcasm
Y/N: *mumbles* ᵀʰᶦˢ ʷʰʸ ᴵ ᵖʳᵉᶠᵉʳ ᵗᵒ ˢᵗᵃʸ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐʸ ᵖᵃʳᵉⁿᵗˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐʸ ˢᶦᵇˡᶦⁿᵍˢ
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Natasha Romanoff Oneshots/Incorrect Quotes generated by Symp4Nat (and tiktok)
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