Tony: Let's come up with nicknames for Natasha
Y/N: Ooh! I'll be good at this-
Tony: Not today, pipsqueak, YOU, get to confirm whether or not these are things she gets called. 3, 2, 1. Go!
Sam: Easy, Nat.
Natasha: *is reading and doesn't look up* Hm?
Thor: Lady Natasha?
Natasha: Thor, the Poptarts are in the top cabinet so Y/N won't get them.
Bucky: Natalia. Not a nickname but whatever.
Tony: *irritated* Y'all are taking too long. Lemma do this. Natalia, Talia, Lady Natasha, Nat, Tasha, Tash, Tash Tash, Trash, Natty, Natty Baby, Baby, my love, babe, bub, much more pet name that I'm too lazy to think of, and my personal favorite, Tushie!
Natasha: *gently closes book then aggressively stands up* Ooh, you gonna get it! I'll give you a 10 second head-start.
Tony: Aah! *jumps in his Iron Man suit and flies out*
Sam: Okay, bye, Nutella! *eyes widen* Gotta go! *runs off with Bucky, Thor and Tony*
Bonus
Y/N: *running with Natasha* Let's go Lesbians!
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Natasha Romanoff Oneshots/Incorrect Quotes generated by Symp4Nat (and tiktok)
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