Kenhina Dabbles

The setup

This is before everyone knew Shoyo and Kenma are dating (they've been dating for 5 years now btw)

"Ok class!" Kuroo says standing infront of a white board with a ruler. "Why do we have to do this..." Sakusa mutters. "SHHHH no talking in my class room!" Kuroo yells slightly offended. "Really Kuroo this is unnecessary" Akaashi chimes in. "Ugh fineee you guys are boring." Kuroo says. "Cmon akaashi! We were getting to the good part!" Bokuto complains. "I have a question?" Atsumu says drawing everyone's attention to him. "Why are we here exactly?" The blonde says wanting to go home with his lover. "Good question!" Kuroo yells hitting the white board. He starts writing an extremely long sentence that reads out, 'help our hopeless friends get together and realize their feelings before they die alone' "Ok I need a shorter name but yes my friends this is what we're doing today." Kuroo says with his normal cheeky smile. "Great idea bro!" Bokuto says walking up and putting his hand on Kuroos shoulder. "But which friends?" Bokuto says making a sigh run through everyones mouths. "Bokuto what people do you know that you know everyone else here is friends with." "......OH shrimpy and Kenma!" "Thank you now go sit down." Kuroo says turning back to the board. "So we're gonna pry into their lives and forcefully make them realize they like eachother instead of letting it happen by themselves?" Sakusa says. "Precisely" Kuroo says. ".....ok" Sakusa says with a sigh. "But how are we gonna do it? Personally I think there already dating you guys just haven't picked up yet." Akaashi says. "Why do you says that?" Atsumu questions. "Well the way they look at eachother is not normal especially Kenma, that could be a crush tho, also Shoyo always avoids the relationship questions when interviewed, same with Kenma on his streams, and I've caught them holding hands a couple times under the table when we'll go out with them."
...... silence through out the whole room. "Well this as their friends we have the right to pry into their lives to improve them!" Atsumu says. "Not you too tsumu..." Sakusa complains. "Are we really doing this?" Akaashi asks. "Yes we are now the plan is it's gonna be the classic one friend asks one of them to hang out,another friend asks to hang out with the other one, they get there "bla bla bla said to meet here." "Really bla bla bla said to meet here with me!" They go on a date we bust into their house at the end of the day BOOM! They get married,thank you everyone yes I know I am a genius." Kuroo says way to fast. "Are you really an adult?" Sakusa asks.
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"...ok why are we hiding behind bushes!" Atsumu asks the other 4 people next to him while hiding in the bushes placed infront of a local café. "Because! We have to watch them remember we meet up at their apartment at the end of the day." Kuroo explains. "Yea Cmon Atsumu! We just have to watch them meet up and then we can leave!" Bokuto says trying to make the situation seem better. "OOO look there's Shoyo!" They all look and see Shoyo walking up to the café and sitting on a bench outside of it. "Perfect one to go" Kuroo mumbles sounding like he's trying to lure in kids and snatch them up. Imagining that sent a shiver up Akaashi's back. "You ok Akaashi?" "Yes I'm ok Bokuto San..." Akaashi says softly smiling. "Look! It's Kenma-san." Atsumu says with slight joy in his voice cause that means he can go home soon.

(With Kenma and Shoyo)
"Shoyo? What are you doing here?" "Kenma! I could ask you the same thing" Shoyo says with a surprised face. "Kuroo asked to meet up here." "Really?! Sakusa,Bokuto,Atsumu,and Akaashi asked to meet up here with me!" ".. are they really doing this...?" "Hm? Wdym Kenma?" Shoyo asks what the blonde is talking about while tilting his head slightly. "Nothing Shoyo...well while we're here wanna go in?" "Id love to" Shoyo says softly with a smile on his face.

"Perfect my plan is going just as I thought..." Kuroo mumbles again. "Oh my lord ok Kuroo can you PLEASE stop taking like your about to kidnap someone it's creepy" akaashi blurts out. "Alright there going in now I'm going home, see you losers at 8:00." Atsumu says while getting up and waving while walking away. "Did he really just call us losers?" Akaashi asks. "He's very immature....you learn that after living with him for a while...we'll see you guys later." Sakusa says getting up and chasing after his blonde hair boyfriend. "Let's go home yea?" Akaashi asks his two toned hair boyfriend. "Yup! Bye bro." Bokuto says while getting up and patting his friends back. I'm so lonely T-T Kuroo thinks.

(At 8:00 pm)
"Kuroo are you sure they're even home?" Atsumu asks. "Yes I'm sure now will you guys stop asking questions that's like the fifth one you asked me today." Kuroo says playfully annoyed. "Alright now we bust in let's go!"
They bust in and.... "HAH busted now you guys have to get togethe-......" the first thing they see when walking into the house is surprise surprise Kenma and Shoyo making out. "I told you there already dating." "Why are you guys here?!?" Kenma asks sitting up from Shoyo and his couch. "We'll we said we were gonna hang out with you guys today and then Dutch you guys forcing you to go on a date so you could finally realize your feelings- ARE YOU GUYS ACTUALLY DATING?!?" Kuroo exclaims "we didn't want you guys to find out this way heh..." Shoyo says slightly embarrassed. They all come in and sit down and that's when questions start flowing in. "Ok 1 Shoyo! Wth why haven't you told us?" Bokuto asks "we'll we kinda forgot to tell you guys I guess...?" Shoyo says knowing they're  gonna be mad. "Also akaashi how did you know?" Kenma asks. " You guys are kinda obvious these guys are just to dense to notice" akaashi says with a sigh at the end. "So wait how long have you been dating?" Atsumu asks. "Um I think since your 3rd year right Ken?" Shoyo says turning towards his boyfriend. "Yeah I remember I invited you to my prom and asked you then." "Ok yea this reminiscing shit is cute or whatever but Kenma THATS 5 YEARS" Kuroo yells. "Have we really been together for 5 years!" Shoyo asks again. "You guys have been dating for five years and didn't tell us!" Atsumu yells. "I told you we forgot heh..." Shoyo repeats nervously. "I'm going to hurt him..." Atsumu says " ATSUMU NO!"

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