the [baddies] </3

V - rantaro starts a channel

the baddies

Rantaro:
guys
i started a youtube channel

Angie:
How divine ~!
How many subscribers do you have, Amami?

Korekiyo:
He currently has 2,067.

Kokichi:
wtf
how

Tsumugi:
he probably bought them bc hes so rich

Miu:
do u have sex tapes

Kirumi:
Iruma Miu, kindly shut up.

Miu:
😢😢

makitroll:
Who the fuck is crying
kokichi you better shut the fuck up

Kokichi:
sofyry
its juzt

Kokichi is offline

Shuichi:
His phone died
hes with me atm

Kaito:
What happened to him, sidekick?

Miu:
crying bc shuichi railed him too har-

Miu has been muted for 20 minutes

Kirumi:
Shut up.

Rantaro:
HAHZICHDK
anyways shu what happened to him

Shuichi:
He said while he was buying panta, the cashier asked when his birthday was and he said his birthday and then they asked how old he was, he said he was 17 and they said 'you're 17? you look like 8'
and now he's crying

makitroll:
And how do you know that?

Shuichi:
He's with me omfg

Tsumugi:
you better comfort him

Shuichi:
Okay 😭

Shuichi is offline

Tenko:
Himiko is crying too

makitroll:
And why tf is the bitch crying too?

Tenko:
we were buying pizza and the person that advertises it asked her if they can take a picture of her for there instagram page, she said ok but she was too sleepy so as the picture was getting taken she collapsed and the picture was blurry asf
it was a degenerate male too that asked her 😡😡

Ryoma:
the gremlins are crying

Gonta:
Oh no!!
Gonta is worried of the gremlins so Gonta wishes then a great day! 💞💞
(･ัω･ั)

Rantaro:
the gremlins 💀💀💀💀💀

Tsumugi:
you better comfort her too

Tenko:
of course i will!!
💞💞

Tsumugi:
😊😊

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a/n
short i know </3

also funfact: those two things that happened to oma amd yumeno, it actually happened to me irl 😭

i just changed yumeno's story bc i wanted it to sound more epicer
im eating pizza, spicy asf