₁ 𝐆𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐆𝐎𝐑𝐄

𝐓 𝐇 𝐈 𝐑 𝐓 𝐄 𝐄 𝐍

When Tatum and Sidney arrived at Stu's party, he, Abi, and a bunch of other guys were doing a beer bong.

"Caterers here!" Tatum held up the bags, she threw the jolly ranchers to Abi.

"Thanks, girly!"

"That's mature." Tatum gestured to the beer bong.

"Come on, Tate you gotta try it!" Abi yelled and Stu got another one ready for her. He didn't put beer in it though. She hated beer so he put Smirnoff, her favorite, in it.

"No thanks. I like being sober, that shit gives you a drunk rush." Tatum laughed.

Abi drank it very fast. After she finished it, she sat down on the kitchen island and popped a green apple jolly rancher in her mouth. Stu sat down next to her while the other boys did another beer. She popped a cherry jolly rancher into his mouth and laughed, she knew it was his favorite flavor.

When everyone was in the living room, Randy pulled out a bunch of horror movies. "I thought we'd make it a blockbuster night." The movies were scattered on the floor.

"You said everything was checked out?" Abi questioned, she was sat half on Stu's lap half on the couch. One of Stu's hands were on her jean-clad thigh, the other wrapped around her with a damn near empty beer.

"I hid'em in the foreign section." Randy winked.

"The Fog, Terror Train, Prom Night." Sidney sorted through the movies. "How come Jamie Lee Curtis is in all of these movies?"

"She's the scream queen," Randy said.

"With a set of lungs like that, she should be." Abi laughed at Stu's joke. Randy silently agreed.

"Tits. See?" Tatum told Sidney and she giggled.

The doorbell rang, "Oh, I'll get it." Stu said. "Hey, Tate, grab another beer, would you? There's beer in the garage."

"What am I, the beer wench?" Tatum rolls her eyes.

Abi bursts out drunk laughing, "Beer wench, I like that!" Tatum giggles with her.

"You are not gonna believe who's here! It's that chick from Top Story." Stu walked back to his spot next to Abi.

Tatum saw her policeman brother and pulled him away from the other teens. She walked away from him and went to grab the beer for Stu.

Kids were starting to leave around nine, they muttered excuses like curfew and parents. Abi thought that sucked and she remembered not everyone had an aunt like hers, who let her do whatever she wanted.

Sidney and Stu were at the door as people were leaving the Macher house. Suddenly, Billy arrived and he scared Sidney. She flinched when he appeared out of nowhere.

"Oh. Billy. Hey." Sidney looked at him.

"Billy? Is Killy Billy here?" Abi walked over to the group. "Hi, Billy!" She randomly hugged him, they weren't too close of friends but he still embraced her in return.

"Jesus, Abi you reek of alcohol." He hugged her back.

"She's drunk off her ass right now." Stu pointed out and grabbed her out of Billy's arms.

"So Billy. What are you doin' here?" Sidney asked.

"I was hoping I could talk to Sid alone." He wanted Stu to take the hint, Billy knew Abi wouldn't, she was too hammered.

"You know, if Tatum sees you here, she'll draw blood." Sidney laughed.

"I'll tell you what. Why don't you guys go up to my parents' room? You know, you guys can talk, or whatever." Stu offers.

"Oh! SidneyBilly sex time! Don't forget to wrap your willy!" Abi said while leaning back on Stu.

"Subtlety, Stu. You should look it up." Billy looked up at Stu and hit him on the arm. "You too, kiddo." He gestured to Abi, who was playing with Stu's hand.

Abi gave him an offended look, "Hey! I'm not a kid!"

"No, it's okay. We do need to talk." Sidney weakly smiles.

Randy appeared at Stu's side as Sidney took Billy's hand and led him up the stairs. "What's Leatherface doin' here?"

"Cute. He came to make up." Abi giggled.

"There goes my chance with Sid. Damn it!" Randy complained.

"As if. That's all I'm sayin'. As if." Stu closed the door.

"Oh, really, Alicia?" Randy laughed.

"As if." Stu put up a peace sign and walked away, on his other hand he dragged Abi. He took her into the kitchen to give her some water, she needed to sober up if she wanted to stay up for the rest of the party. Abi had a first-class ticket to hangover town.

Abi took the water bottle and took Stu's hand and they sat on the couch. Abi sat back on his lap and he held her like a teddy bear as Halloween played on the TV.

"The blood is all wrong! Why do they do that? It's too red!" James, a random kid who went to Woodsboro High said.

Abi, in her drunken state, jumps at the jumpscares but Stu holds her, "I'm not gonna let anything happen to you. Don't be scared, baby."

"Wait. Here comes another." Randy hushed the teens. 'ooh's and 'yes's erupted from the teens.

"Predictable. I knew he was gonna bite it." Mary said.

"How can you watch this shit over and over?" Amanda asked the room but everyone was watching and enjoying the video. Randy 'shooshed' her.

"When do we see breasts? I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts." Stu whined.

"You can see my breasts," Abi whispered in his ear with a giggle.

"Later, buttercup." He nibbled on her neck for a split second. Stu hadn't noticed but Abi sobered up at the pet name, she remembered the only other time she had been called that was on the phone. She brushed it off, Stu was too much nice of a guy. Right? She thought.

"Not until Trading Places in '83. Jamie Lee was always the virgin in horror movies. She never showed her tits till she went legits." Randy explained.

"Tits or not, she's hot." Abi smiled.

"That's why she always outsmarted the killer in the big chase scene at the end. Only virgins can do that. Don't you know the rules?" Randy looked at everyone, shocked they didn't know the rules.

"I know the rules," Abi raised her hand.

"What rules?" Stu asked as he finished his beer.

"You don't— Jesus Christ. You don't know the rules?" Randy got in front of the TV to explain.

"Have an aneurysm, why don't you?" Stu laughed.

"There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: You can never have sex. Big no-no! Big no-no!" Randy told everyone.

"I'd be a dead man." Stu nibbled on Abi's neck more.

"Sex equals death. Okay? You can never drink or do drugs. No, the sin factor. It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances, say "I'll be right back," 'cause you won't be back." Randy explains the rules in more depth.

"I'm gettin' another beer. You want one?" Stu asked Randy.

"Yeah, sure." Randy shrugged.

"I'll be right back," Stu did zombie arms and backed into the kitchen. 'ooh's went back and forth.

"You see? You push the laws and you end up dead." Randy continued, "Only virgins can outsmart the killer in the big chase scene at the end."

When Randy sat back down, they continued with the movie until the phone rang. Randy answered it, he stood in front of the TV again. "Listen up. They found Principal Himbry dead. He was gutted and hung from the goalpost on the football field."

James stood up, "So what are we waiting for? Let's go over there before they pry him down!" The last of the teenagers left the Macher residence. Abi and Randy stayed to watch the movie.